Private Miller Quotes in Pineapple Express (2008)

Scientist: Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?

Private Miller: Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.

Private Miller: Why are we underground, sir?

Private Miller: [2 men in full bodied suits come to take him away] Hell-ooo. Bleep blorp bleep... can you guys understand me?

Private Miller: Dude, what happened to your eye?

General Bratt: When did it start?

Scientist: At 0500. We're seven minutes in.

Scientist: Okay, Private Miller, you've been smoking Item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?

Private Miller: Well sir... I feel like a... like a slice of butter... melting... on top of a... big old pile... of flapjacks... yeah.

Scientist: Okay, Private Miller, when you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?

Private Miller: [giggles and starts to beat box a swinging big band]

Scientist: [losing patience] Okay, Private Miller?

General Bratt: Is this normal?

[First lines]

General Bratt: When did it start?

Scientist: At 0500. We're seven minutes in

Scientist: Okay, Private Miller, you've been smoking Item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel?

Private Miller: Well sir... I feel like a... like a slice of butter... melting... on top of a... big old pile... of flapjacks... yeah.

Scientist: Okay, Private Miller, when you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel?

[Private Miller giggles and starts to beat box a swinging big band]

Scientist: [losing patience] Okay, Private Miller?

General Bratt: Is this normal?