Prisoner #2 Quotes in The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Prisoner #2 Quotes:
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[from trailer]
Prisoner #2: [to Boss Hogg] Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day?
-- Prisoner #2 -
Prisoner #1: Whoo, P! If you pop a feather in that hat maybe your man-hoe's would show you a little bit more respect, huzzah!
Boss Hogg: I have $100 here for whoever knocks that loudmouth son of a bitch out.
Prisoner #2: [punches Prisoner #1 in the face]
-- Prisoner #2 -
Loo: And who are they?
Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo: Shanghaied?
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am!
Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don't drink.
Dr. Klahn: Guards!
[moves prisoners]
Dr. Klahn: Do you care?
Prisoner #5: No.
Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
Guard: What do you drink?
Prisoner #5: I don't care.
-- Prisoner #2 -
Prisoner #1: Ain't he got cute legs, just like Marlene Dietrich.
Prisoner #2: Hey keeper, you better search that guy. Looks like he's got a set of burglar's tools in the seat of his B.V.D's.
Prisoner #3: Bye, bye baby.
-- Prisoner #2
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