Prisoner #2 Quotes in The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

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Prisoner #2 Quotes:

  • [from trailer]

    Prisoner #2: [to Boss Hogg] Don't you know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day?

  • Prisoner #1: Whoo, P! If you pop a feather in that hat maybe your man-hoe's would show you a little bit more respect, huzzah!

    Boss Hogg: I have $100 here for whoever knocks that loudmouth son of a bitch out.

    Prisoner #2: [punches Prisoner #1 in the face]

  • Loo: And who are they?

    Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.

    Loo: Shanghaied?

    Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.

    Prisoner #1: Where are we?

    Prisoner #2: I don't care!

    Loo: And these?

    Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.

    Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am!

    Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don't drink.

    Dr. Klahn: Guards!

    [moves prisoners]

    Dr. Klahn: Do you care?

    Prisoner #5: No.

    Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.

    Guard: What do you drink?

    Prisoner #5: I don't care.

  • Prisoner #1: Ain't he got cute legs, just like Marlene Dietrich.

    Prisoner #2: Hey keeper, you better search that guy. Looks like he's got a set of burglar's tools in the seat of his B.V.D's.

    Prisoner #3: Bye, bye baby.

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