Prison Warden Quotes in The A-Team (2010)

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Prison Warden Quotes:

  • Prison Warden: Wait a minute, what is this? A lap pool, a dry steam room?

    Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Yea it'll go a long way with the boys.

    Prison Warden: How in the hell do you pull this off?

    Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: It's not who you know Bob, it's how you know them. Oh, did your boy get back from Afghanistan?

    Prison Warden: Yea, thanks for getting him home. His mother and I are real grateful.

  • Prison Warden: Yulaw, are you ready?

    Yulaw: [looks at Warden] Are you?

  • Prison Warden: [to Yulow] People have found you guilty of one hundred and twenty three counts of first degree murder and one hundred and twenty three counts of unauthorised travel to parallel universes. For these crimes you have been sentenced to life without the possibility of return.

  • Prison Warden: This is a liquidation camp! You're educated, so you know what it means. That cart over there is called Amnesty, and it goes to the cemetery and back. There will be no other amnesty for you!

  • Richard Courtois: [sees the Pig] What is this?

    Prison Warden: Your Client!

  • The convict: For a time I thought, that maybe I was guilty, somehow. But I remain innocent. Because I'm not R! A nation cannot make me guilty.

    Prison warden: Well, R, with such ideas you're not allowed to live.

    The convict: I know, that is why I admit it. For all Rs, including you I'll courageously admit to being R and I will die now.

  • Prison Warden: Your generation grew up, married, raised families, went to war. But nothing happened to you, Bill. You just got older.

  • Prison Warden: Nobody'll ever put me in a stinking cage again.

    Prison Warden: That's up to you son. It's not going to be easy. The average person outside won't accept you, Bill. Won't hire you. Won't trust you. You won't even have a vote.

    Bill Clark: [Looking at the clock] You're talking on my time, warden. It's 8 am.

    Prison Warden: And for your own good. Good luck.

  • Prison Warden: A lot of things have changed out there.

    Bill Clark: A lot of us have changed in here too.

  • Prison Warden: You came in here when you were 13 years old. That means you've been here...

    Bill Clark: 18 years, 3 months and 6 days.

  • [first lines]

    Prison Warden: Do you prefer German or English?

    Howard W. Campbell Jr.: English.

    Prison Warden: You are to write down your memoirs for the Haifa Institute For The Documentation of War Criminals. You have three weeks to complete your memoirs before your trial begins. Do you have any questions?

    Howard W. Campbell Jr.: No, this is great. Thanks for everything.

  • Harry Wharton: I'm not going to hang? I'm not going to hang. Why, I've been hanged 100 times already. I'm a dead man, one of the living dead. Every time somebody marched down those stairs, I marched with him. I've hanged so many men on the gallows, the rope no longer chokes me.

    [laughs]

    Harry Wharton: That's funny, isn't it?

    Prison Warden: Let's go down to my office, Harry.

    Harry Wharton: Just a minute, Warden. Did you know that everything in these cells is done by twelves? There are 12 bars from the ceiling to the floor. It's exactly 12 steps around the inside of this. The guard takes just 12 steps from the stairs to here. Everything, everywhere, in twelves!

    [laughs]

    Harry Wharton: Like a jury! Twelve! Twelve! Twelve!

    [laughs uncontrollably]

  • Ryan: My gun.

    [Warden retrieves Ryan's gun]

    Ryan: Thank you... Now, the bullets.

    Prison Warden: The bullets?

    Ryan: Twenty seven. Fifteen years ago, you put 'em in one of those bottom drawers there.

    Prison Warden: Twenty seven. You have a good memory.

    Ryan: Well, sometimes its not difficult. I still had six in my gun and 21 in my belt. If they hadn't double- crossed me, the count had been a little bit different.

  • [about to be released from prison, Clay empties his pistol's bullets into the warden's trash can]

    Prison warden: I wish you had kept them. I was countin' on you gettin' in a fix and comin' right back here.

    Clay Lomax: I ain't gettin' in any trouble... until I find the trouble I want.

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