Principal Verge Quotes in Detention (2011)

Principal Verge: I know it looks like such a lighthearted, feel-good comedy, being an expecting teenage mom, but let me tell you something - I've been principal at this school for five years. Let me tell both of you something - pregnant teenagers are never funny, ever.

Round Teen Girl: I'm not pregnant.

Principal Verge: Cut the carbs.

Principal Verge: I get it - listening to your loud music, tripping out to Fraggle Rock - but the question is: What does the future hold for Clapton Davis?

Clapton Davis: Well, I am starting my own music site.

Principal Verge: Mmm.

Clapton Davis: It's going to list new releases and review albums from bands that nobody's heard of except for me, and if they have, I'll just dismiss them with scathing comparisons to avant-garde folk rockers.

Principal Verge: Mmm.

Clapton Davis: Everything is grade' on a ultra precise one hundred point scale, and no place for feedback.

Principal Verge: Excellent.

Clapton Davis: If readers want to bitch-about, they'll have to go on their twitters. Good taste is not a democracy.

Principal Verge: And this pays, what, 13.5 a year?

Clapton Davis: Free... Costello tickets.

Principal Verge: I make 40 Gs a year, plus dental. You may NOT have a Skittle.

Principal Verge: The video of your... mammary gland?... was viewed twenty thousand times on the Internet.

Riley Jones: YouTube?

Mr. Cooper: National Zoology.

Riley Jones: Can I throw up?

Principal Verge: Do you think that I am teaching students out of love? I'm not. It's your senior year and your GPA is... It's a disgrace, but I'd rather not see you back here next fall. Give me an excuse to graduate you. IMPRESS me. Get a A. Save a small country. Something, anything, otherwise get expelled... with the lowest grades in Grizzly Lake history.

Clapton Davis: Does Home Ec count?

Principal Verge: Get your shit together, son!