Principal Evelyn Doyle Quotes in High School High (1996)

Principal Evelyn Doyle: I inherited the business from my late husband.

Richard Clark: I'm shocked!

Principal Evelyn Doyle: What? That a woman can run a business?

Richard Clark: No. That you were ever married.

[During drug bust]

Principal Evelyn Doyle: What is she doing here?

Richard Clark: She's my bitch!

[Veronica scolds at him]

Richard Clark: Well... my significant other. We've been slappin' skins for sometime, hmmmm?

Principal Evelyn Doyle: What the hell is going on here?

Victoria Chapell: I was attacked.

Principal Evelyn Doyle: Well, what did you expect, dressed like that, and alone, with him?

Richard Clark: Why would I have his briefcase unless I was workin' for him?

Principal Evelyn Doyle: That's doesn't prove anything. You could have seen him down in the restaurant, dressed up like a waiter, created some kind of diversion while she snatched it from under the table.

Richard Clark: [Swallows toothpick] That's a little farfetched, don't you think?