Prince Herbert Quotes in Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)


Prince Herbert Quotes:

  • King of Swamp Castle: We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.

    Prince Herbert: But I don't like her.

    King of Swamp Castle: Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

  • Sir Lancelot: [Bursts into the Prince's room and kneels before him after killing the guards] Oh, fair one, behold, I am you humble servant Sir Launcelot. I have come to take

    [looks up and realizes that he is kneeling before an effeminate Prince, not a Princess]

    Sir Lancelot: Oh, I'm terribly sorry!

    Prince Herbert: You got my note!

    Sir Lancelot: Uh, well, I got a note.

    Prince Herbert: You've come to rescue me! I knew someone would! I knew that somewhere out there, there must be someone who

    [Music swells]

    King of Swamp Castle: Stop that! Stop it! Stop it!

    [Music stops]

    King of Swamp Castle: Who are you?

    Prince Herbert: I'm your son!

    King of Swamp Castle: No, not you!

    Sir Lancelot: I am Sir Launcelot, sir.

    Prince Herbert: He's come to rescue me, father!

    Sir Lancelot: Well, let's not jump to conclusions.

    King of Swamp Castle: Did you kill all those guards?

    Sir Lancelot: Um... oh, yes! Sorry.

    King of Swamp Castle: They cost fifty pounds each!

    Sir Lancelot: Well, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.

    King of Swamp Castle: Well, I can understand that.

  • [the King gestures to the window]

    King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours.

    Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?

    King of Swamp Castle: No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.

  • Prince Herbert: But Mother...

    King of Swamp Castle: Father, I'm Father.

    Prince Herbert: But Father...

  • Wedding Guest: Look! The dead prince!

    Concorde: He's not quite dead.

    Prince Herbert: Oh, I feel much better.

    King of Swamp Castle: You fell out of the tall tower, you creep!

    Prince Herbert: I was saved at the last minute.

    King of Swamp Castle: How?

    Prince Herbert: Well, I'll tell you.

    [music begins playing, the townspeople begin dancing and singing, "He's going to tell, he's going to tell!"]

    King of Swamp Castle: Not like that, not like that! No! Stop it! Nooo!

  • King of Swamp Castle: Listen, Alice...

    Prince Herbert: Herbert.

    King of Swamp Castle: Herbert...

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