Prince Hapnick Quotes in The Great Race (1965)

[the prince gets hit in the face with a pie]

Prince Hapnick: [tastes pie] Brandy! Throw more brandy, throw brandy! More brandy! Brandy!

[gets hit with another pie]

Prince Hapnick: [tastes pie] Rum! I never mix my pies!

Prince Hapnick: You! You're the cause of it all! It was your idea!

General: No, no your highness... Baron von Schtupp...

Prince Hapnik: I don't care, I don't care! You're banished. I'm getting a new tucker-inner! Banished, banished, banished!

Leslie: It's just that you bear an uncanny resemblance to someone we both know.

Prince Hapnick: Someone who looks like me?

Leslie: Yes, sir.

Prince Hapnick: [laughing, then comes silent pause] Poor fellow.