Prince Charming Quotes in Shrek 2 (2004)


Prince Charming Quotes:

  • [first lines]

    Prince Charming: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl, and throughout the land everyone was happy, until the sun went down, and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother, who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming. It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the dragon's keep, for he was the bravest, and most handsome in all the land, and it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her- gasp!

    Wolf: What?

    Prince Charming: Princess... Fiona?

    Wolf: NO!

    Prince Charming: Oh, thank heavens! Where is she?

    Wolf: She's on her honeymoon.

    Prince Charming: Honeymoon? With whom?

  • Princess Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips?

    Prince Charming: Mmm, cherry flavored. Want a taste?

  • Fairy Godmother: We have to go. I have to do Charming's hair. You know, he's all high in the front and he can't reach the back. He always needs someone to take care of the back.

    Prince Charming: Oh, thank you, Mother.

    Donkey: [outside window] Mother?

    Shrek: Uh... Mary! A talking horse!

    Fairy Godmother: The ogre!

  • Prince Charming: [waving his sword] Where is he Mum? I shall render his head from his shoulders! I will smite him where he stands! HE WILL RUE THE VERY DAY HE STOLE MY KINGDOM AWAY FROM ME!

    [a bird sheds its droppings on him]

    Fairy Godmother: Oh, put it away, Junior! You're still going to be King. We just need to work out something smarter, that's all.

  • Prince Charming: Uh... FYI. Not my fault!

  • Prince Charming: I'll have the Medieval Meal.

  • Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... where... is... Shrek?

    Pinocchio: Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not

    Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?

    Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.

    Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!

    Pinocchio: On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably

    Prince Charming: Stop it!

    Pinocchio: or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was

    [Pigs and Gingerbread Man begin singing]

    Pinocchio: That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.

  • Shrek: [to Charming] Those are some nice leotards, though

    Prince Charming: Oh, thank you.

    Shrek: Do they have those in men's sizes?

    [audience laughs]

  • [first lines]

    Prince Charming: Onward, Chauncey! To the highest room of the tallest tower, where my princess awaits rescue by the handsome Prince Charming!

  • Mabel: What do you want, Charming?

    Prince Charming: Oh, not much. Just a chance at redemption... and a fuzzy navel.

  • Prince Charming: I am the rightful King of Far Far Away!

  • Moe: Can we help you, sir?

    Prince Charming: Don't you recognize me?

    Moe: It can't be... It is, it's Quatro!

    MoeLarryCurly-Joe: Quatro!

    [they hug him]

    Moe: But, we heard him say they killed you. You're not a ghost.

    Prince Charming: Well, I'm alive. A full of brought back my memory. I'm a king now.

  • Cinderella: [hums then sings] So this is love.


    Cinderella: So this is love. So this is what makes life divine. I'm all aglow...


    Cinderella: And now I know...

    Prince Charming: [singing] And now I know...

    CinderellaPrince Charming: [both sing] The key to all heaven is mine.

    Cinderella: [sings] My heart has wings.


    Cinderella: And I can fly...

    CinderellaPrince Charming: [both sing] I'll touch every star in the sky. So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of...

    Cinderella: [hums]

    Prince Charming: [hums]

    CinderellaPrince Charming: [both sing] So this is love.

  • Cinderella: It's midnight.

    Prince Charming: Yes, so it is. But, why...

    Cinderella: Goodbye.

    Prince Charming: No, no, wait. You can't go now. It's only...

    Cinderella: Oh, I must, please. Please, I must!

    Prince Charming: But, why?

    Cinderella: Well, I-I, oh, the Prince. I haven't met the Prince.

    Prince Charming: The Prince? But, didn't you know that...

  • [from trailer]

    Prince Charming: I have to see her again.

  • Cinderella: I shouldn't.

    Prince Charming: You should.

    Cinderella: I shouldn't!

    Prince Charming: You should!

    Cinderella: I will.

    [She and Kit kiss]

  • Cinderella: [while she and Kit are dancing at the ball] They're all looking at you.

    Prince Charming: Believe me - they're all looking at you.

  • Grand Duke: I'm sure your father spoke to you about your behavior in the forest.

    Prince Charming: Is that any business of yours, Grand Duke?

    Grand Duke: Your business is my business, Your Royal Highness. It would not do to let the stag go free.

    Prince Charming: Just because it's what's done, doesn't mean it's what's should be done. Or something like that.

  • Cinderella: [as they're heading to the palace balcony to appear before the wedding crowd] Are you ready?

    Prince Charming: For anything, so long as it's with you.

  • Cinderella: [sighs as she and Kit look at portraits of their parents in the gallery before going onto the balcony to greet the wedding crowd] They would have loved each other.

    Prince Charming: We must have a portrait of you painted.

    Cinderella: [giggles] Oh no, I do *hate* myself in paintings.

    Prince Charming: Be kind.

    Cinderella: [giggles again] And have courage.

    Prince Charming: And all will be well.

  • Prince Charming: Who are you?

    Cinderella: I am Cinderella. You're majesty, I am no princess. I have no carriage, no parents, no dowry I do not even know if that beautiful slipper will fit But, if it does Will you take me as I am? A good honest country girl who loves you.

    Prince Charming: Of course I would. But only if you'll take me as I am, an apprentice still learning his trade. Please...

    [Prince Charming invites Ella to sit on a nearby chair as the Grand Duke watches in fear, the Captain looks on with a smile as he places the slipper on Ella's foot. It fits perfectly! He takes Ella by the hand and is just about to kiss her when the Stepsisters burst into the room]

    Drizella: [apologetically] Ella! Ella! My dear sister! I'm sorry, so very sorry.

    [the two curtsy to Cinderella and the prince]

  • Princess Chelina of Zaragosa: You're as handsome as your picture, and you're little kingdom is charming.

    Prince Charming: I hope you don't find our kingdom too confining.

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