Prime Minister Quotes in Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)

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Prime Minister Quotes:

  • Ethan Hunt: Chief Atlee, kind of you to accept our invitation.

    [shoots Atlee with a tranquilizer gun]

    Atlee: [dazed] Do you know who I am?

    Ethan Hunt: We know you created the Syndicate. But Lane went rogue and turned it against you, didn't he? And you've been desperately trying to cover it up. That's why you erased the disk when she brought it to you.

    Atlee: That's true.

    Ethan Hunt: Now, Director Hunley has some questions for you regarding Ilsa Faust. Namely, how you framed her.

    Atlee: That's also true.

    Ethan Hunt: [to Hunley] It's the antidote.

    William Brandt: When the Prime Minister found out about the Syndicate, Atlee attacked him.

    Prime Minister: [dazed] Yes, that's true.

    William Brandt: And then you saved the Prime Minister, sir.

    Prime Minister: Did he? I'm very grateful.

  • Johnny English: So, when is the Prime Minister going to grace us with his presence?

    Prime Minister: I'm the Prime Minister.

    Johnny English: Yeah, you wish.

  • Prime Minister: Miss Haversham! Miss Haversham!

  • Prime Minister: It's like trying to find a need... no, not a needle. Something SMALLER than a needle, in a haystack, when you don't even know if you're in the right field!

  • Citizen: The charm.

    Prime Minister: No, that's actually a chicken.

    Citizen: The charm.

    Prime Minister: I understand this must be quite painful for you but really it is a chicken.

    Chicken: I keep trying to tell him, he just doesn't listen.

  • Prime Minister: Right, and you reckon that's the charm, hmm?

    Citizen: Yes.

    Prime Minister: I'd have to say, to me, it looks rather like half a brick.

    Citizen: Not really. Well... a bit...

    Prime Minister: it's half a brick isn't it?

    Citizen: Ermmmmm...

    Prime Minister: Good try, thanks for coming. Next.

  • Prime Minister: We had days and nights with suns and moons and all those little twinkly things.

  • Helena: [talking about the charm] What does it look like?

    Prime Minister: I don't know.

    Helena: Well... how big is it?

    Prime Minister: I don't know.

    Helena: Well... what kind of places could it be in?

    Prime Minister: I don't know.

    Helena: What do you know?

    Prime Minister: I think I'd know it if I saw it.

    Helena: Would you?

    Prime Minister: I don't know... What if I have seen it and I didn't know it. What if it was the chicken!

  • Prime Minister: There was only one Gandhi. One anorexic little looney in a loin cloth and we lost an entire subcontinent.

  • Prime Minister: The Special Air Service has already been dispatched, willing to demonstrate the gratuitous violence and mayhem for which they are so rightly famous

  • [first lines]

    Prime Minister: Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often, it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.

  • [talking about her ex-boyfriend]

    Natalie: He says no one's gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.

    Prime Minister: Ah! You know, um, being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered.

    Natalie: Thank you, sir. I'll think about it.

    Prime Minister: Do. The SAS are absolutely charming. Ruthless trained killers are just a phone call away.

  • Press Conference Reporter: Mr. President, has it been a good visit?

    The President: Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for, and our special relationship is still very special.

    Press Conference Reporter: Prime Minister?

    Prime Minister: I love that word "relationship." Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship; a relationship based on the President taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country, but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that.

  • [Natalie, a secretary, is greeting the Prime Minister]

    Natalie: Hello, David. I mean "sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. And now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.

    Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "fuck," and then we'd have been in real trouble.

    Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was gonna fuck up on the first day. Oh, piss it!

  • [to a portrait of Margaret Thatcher]

    Prime Minister: *You* have this kind of problem? Yeah... of course you did, you saucy minx!

  • [the Prime Minister is knocking on doors to find Natalie]

    Harris Street old lady: Aren't you the Prime Minister?

    Prime Minister: Yes, in fact, I am. Merry Christmas.

    Harris Street old lady: Oh...!

    Prime Minister: Part of the service, now. Trying to get round to everyone by New Year's Eve.

  • [at a Cabinet meeting]

    Prime Minister: Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?

    [Natalie walks in with a tea trolley and smiles demurely at the Prime Minister]

  • [having just been exposed kissing Natalie on a school stage during a student concert in front of hundreds of children and parents]

    Prime Minister: Right. So, not quite as secret as we'd hoped.

    Natalie: What do we do now?

    Prime Minister: Smile. Little bow. And a wave.

  • Prime Minister: Ah, hello. Is, er, Natalie in?

    Natalie: [coming down stairs] Where the fuck is my fucking coat?

    [sees Prime Minister]

    Natalie: Oh, hello.

    Prime Minister: Hello.

  • Mia: [the Prime Minister has knocked on Mia's door looking for Natalie] You're not who I think you are, are you?

    Prime Minister: Yes, I'm afraid I am. And I'm sorry for all the cock-ups, my cabinet are absolute crap. We'll have to do better next year.

  • [after walking into 10 Downing Street for the first time and falling in love with a member of the domestic staff]

    Prime Minister: Oh, no. That is so inconvenient.

  • [on being introduced to Terence, the head of the Downing Street staff]

    Prime Minister: I had an uncle called Terence once. Hated him. I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.

  • Prime Minister: [on the phone to his sister] I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?

  • [the new Prime Minister has just arrived in Number Ten Downing Street]

    Annie: Would you like to meet your household staff?

    Prime Minister: Yes, I would like that very much, indeed. Anything to put off actually running the country.

  • Prime Minister: I'm not sure that politics and dating really go together.

    The President: Really? I never found that.

    Prime Minister: Yeah, well, the difference is you're still sickeningly handsome, whereas I look increasingly like my Aunt Mildred.

  • Prime Minister: I'd like to go to Wandsworth; the dodgy end.

    PM's chauffeur, Terry: Very good, sir.

    [they drive to Wandsworth]

    PM's chauffeur, Terry: Harris Street. What number, sir?

    Prime Minister: Oh, God. It's the longest street in the world, and I have absolutely no idea.

  • Prime Minister: Oooooo, would we call her chubby?

  • Prime Minister: Hello, does Natalie live here?

    Harris Street little girl: No, she doesn't.

    Prime Minister: Oh, dear. Okay.

    Harris Street little girl: Are you singing carols?

    Prime Minister: Uh, no. No I'm not.

    Her friend: Please, sir, please?

    Her friend: Please!

    Prime Minister: Well, I suppose I could.

    Her friend: Please?

    Prime Minister: Alright.

    Harris Street little girlHer friendHer friend: Yay!

    Prime Minister: [singing] Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the Feast of Stephen /

    [his driver joins in]

    Prime Minister: When the snow lay round about, deep and crisp and even / Brightly shone the moon that night...

  • [last lines]

    Prime Minister: God, you weigh a lot.

    Natalie: Oh, shut your face.

  • Prime Minister: I'm very jealous of your plane, by the way.

    The President: Oh, thank you. We love that thing, I'll tell ya.

  • Prime Minister: Oh dear, it's the Chancellor of the Exchequer on the other line.

    Karen: No, it isn't.

    Prime Minister: I'll call you back.

    Karen: No, you won't.

  • Annie: Right, I'll go get my things, and then let's fix the country, shall we?

    Prime Minister: Yeah, I can't see why not.

  • David Carlton: As from 12 o'clock all rizla's will be free. To discourage their use, there will be a 25p-per-pound levy on panties. This will exclude thongs. Marijuana will be available on the NHS to treat chronic diseases such as ichy scrot. Furthermore I am a bell end...

    Ali G: HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

    David Carlton: Prime minister, I really can't be expected to...

    Prime Minister: Go on now, David!

    David Carlton: [Looking annoyed] I like to take it up the batty. It is me favourite. I used to be a girl and wear knicks, honest. Ask me mum!

  • Prime Minister: You know, we've got a saying in the party. You don't fuck up...

    Mayor Bob McIntyre: And?

    Prime Minister: That's it.

  • Politician: Turns out that Parkes is the biggest radio telescope in the Southern Hemisphere.

    Prime Minister: What's it doing in the middle of a sheep paddock?

  • Politician: NASA's upgraded us. Parkes is now the prime receiving station.

    Prime Minister: Meaning?

    Politician: We've got the moonwalk.

    Prime Minister: Jesus. The people at this place, they know what they're doing?

    Politician: I think so.

    Prime Minister: You'd bloody well hope so!

  • Prime Minister: Come on, guys. You *are* winding me up, huh? Winston Churchill, one of the greatest - British heroes - of the century, was actually an American GI? I mean that's like... meher.

  • Prime Minister: I mean, that is just so... not going to happen. A-. It's just about the most minging countries-dom I displeasure to visit.

  • Prime Minister: I know, that is... awfully - unfair. But, hey! You know life sucks.

  • Ambassador: A singi. A na who. A na who. Prostu, pass harr, Fo malu, a you.

    Prime Minister: What does he say?

    Afghan Ambassador's Translator: He says, man is man and woman is woman. And if you change that, causes trouble. He does not see how any man could stand being a wife. And therefore, he hopes this will be a most unhappy marriage.

    Prime Minister: For heaven's sake, if he reports this to Afghanistan. Tell him, this is a love match. It will be the happiest marriage in the world.

    Afghan Ambassador's Translator: Sara go. A fudu. Pera go knee. O sago chair ibear de bousay.

    Ambassador: No chun-gu. No chun-gu. No chun-gu.

  • Prime Minister: The people are clamoring for you, Your Majesty.

    The Emperor: They're not clamoring very loud.

    Prime Minister: But they're our best clamorers...

    The Emperor: Tell them I want more clamoring. I want more clamor!

  • Prime Minister: [Prince Nino is no match for Princess Gilda] The marriage contract has already been agreed.

    The Emperor: They better have a lotta money. And I mean, a lotta money!

    Prime Minister: Unfortunately, they have.

    The Emperor: No, I mean a LOTTA money! And I wanna count it!

  • The Emperor: It's diamond thread! Diamond makes a spectrum, and blue and red make...

    Duke: Uh... reddy-blue?

    Prime Minister: Uh... bluey-red?

    The Emperor: Blue and red make PURPLE!

  • Prime Minister: Your Majesty, I take it this is one suit of clothes that will not be in the museum.

    The Emperor: Wrong! This suit of clothes will have a place of honor in the museum, to show that even an Emperor can be wrong.

  • Prime Minister: [to the House of Commons] Our first duty is to the mother country, England.

    Members: Hear, hear!

    Prime Minister: I would not trade the meanest English county for all our colonial possessions!

  • Prime Minister: [From offscreen] But, your Highness...!

    Princess Tania aka Catherine Bell: [Also from offscreen] No, no! Get out of here!

    Prime Minister: But, Princess...!

    Princess Tania aka Catherine Bell: Get out of here, I said!

    [She shoves the Prime Minister out the door, where he staggers onscreen backwards and lands flat on his bottom]

    Princess Tania aka Catherine Bell: You can take those beads back and tell that ruler I wouldn't marry him if he was the last man on earth!

    Prime Minister: Oh-h, b-bu-but your father, the King would be-!

    Princess Tania aka Catherine Bell: I don't want to hear anymore about it! And you can tell my father the King if he comes up here I'll ruin our home!

    [She slams the door in the Prime Minister's face]

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