Preston Nutter Quotes in Cannibal! The Musical (1993)

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Preston Nutter Quotes:

  • [interrupting the trappers' gruesome song about the joys of killing animals]

    George Noon: Oh, stop!

    James Humphrey: That's sick!

    Frenchy Cabazon: I agree! Nutter was singing in the wrong key!

    Preston Nutter: No I wasn't! It was Loutzenheiser! I was singing in E flat minor.

    Frenchy Cabazon: The SONG'S in F sharp major!

    Shannon Bell: I think they're the same thing. I mean, E flat is the relative major of F sharp.

    Frenchy Cabazon: No it isn't! The relative minor is three half-tones DOWN from the major, not up!

    George Noon: No, it's three down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.

    O.D. Loutzenheiser: But isn't A sharp in C major?

    Shannon Bell: Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales or something?

    Frenchy Cabazon: A sharp is tonic to C major! It's the sixth!

    James Humphrey: No it isn't!

    Israel Swan: Well, it would be like a raised 13th if anything.

  • Frenchy Cabazon: You guys don't even know what it *means* to be a trapper.

    Preston Nutter: Yeah! Tell 'em, French.

    Frenchy Cabazon: I can catch a helpless animal,/skin it with my bare hands./I wake up muddy,/and I go to bed bloody,/'cause I'm a trappin' man./I can brave the nastiest weather.

    O.D. LoutzenheiserPreston Nutter: Weather!

    Frenchy Cabazon: Even if it's 80 below.

    O.D. LoutzenheiserPreston Nutter: Below!

    Frenchy Cabazon: My pa was an elephant,/but that's irrelevant./My ma was an Eskimo./I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast.

    O.D. LoutzenheiserPreston Nutter: Breakfast!

    Frenchy Cabazon: With beaver butt on the side.

    O.D. LoutzenheiserPreston Nutter: The side!

    Frenchy Cabazon: My mind's magnificent and my body no different./I'm full of trapper pride!/Yo-ho!

    Preston Nutter: Yo-ho!

    O.D. Loutzenheiser: Yo-ho!

    Preston Nutter: Rip their fur,/cut their skin with my knife./Yo-ho!

    Preston Nutter: Yo-ho!

    O.D. Loutzenheiser: Yo-ho!

    Frenchy Cabazon: One thing's for sure,/there's nothing like a trappin' life!

  • Frenchy Cabazon: I'm badder than the baddest sailor!

    O.D. LoutzenheiserPreston Nutter: Sailor!

    Frenchy Cabazon: I make love to women to 10 feet tall.

    O.D. LoutzenheiserPreston Nutter: Good lord!

    Frenchy Cabazon: I've got a chest of wonder/and balls of thunder./I can break right through a wall./I love the sound of metal,

    O.D. LoutzenheiserPreston Nutter: Metal!

    Frenchy Cabazon: Snapping on an animal's head.

    O.D. LoutzenheiserPreston Nutter: Ka-chink!

    Frenchy Cabazon: Sometimes they scamper,/sometimes they whimper,/but they always end up dead.

    Preston Nutter: I've always wanted to be somebody/who didn't get pushed around./Now that I'm a trapper,/I'm the meanest guy around.

    Frenchy Cabazon: [spoken] Second meanest!

    Frenchy Cabazon: The blood of a fresh-cut rodent/is as sweet as brandy wine./And the brain of an antelope/tastes like cantaloupe./What a yummy life!/Yo-ho!

    Preston Nutter: Yo-ho!

    O.D. Loutzenheiser: Yo-ho!

    Frenchy Cabazon: Rip their fur,/cut their eyes out with my knife./Yo-ho!

    Preston Nutter: Yo-ho!

    O.D. Loutzenheiser: Yo-ho!

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