Preston Nutter Quotes in Cannibal! The Musical (1993)
Preston Nutter Quotes:
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[interrupting the trappers' gruesome song about the joys of killing animals]
George Noon: Oh, stop!
James Humphrey: That's sick!
Frenchy Cabazon: I agree! Nutter was singing in the wrong key!
Preston Nutter: No I wasn't! It was Loutzenheiser! I was singing in E flat minor.
Frenchy Cabazon: The SONG'S in F sharp major!
Shannon Bell: I think they're the same thing. I mean, E flat is the relative major of F sharp.
Frenchy Cabazon: No it isn't! The relative minor is three half-tones DOWN from the major, not up!
George Noon: No, it's three down. Like A is the relative minor of C major.
O.D. Loutzenheiser: But isn't A sharp in C major?
Shannon Bell: Wait, are you singing mixolydian scales or something?
Frenchy Cabazon: A sharp is tonic to C major! It's the sixth!
James Humphrey: No it isn't!
Israel Swan: Well, it would be like a raised 13th if anything.
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Frenchy Cabazon: You guys don't even know what it *means* to be a trapper.
Preston Nutter: Yeah! Tell 'em, French.
Frenchy Cabazon: I can catch a helpless animal,/skin it with my bare hands./I wake up muddy,/and I go to bed bloody,/'cause I'm a trappin' man./I can brave the nastiest weather.
O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: Weather!
Frenchy Cabazon: Even if it's 80 below.
O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: Below!
Frenchy Cabazon: My pa was an elephant,/but that's irrelevant./My ma was an Eskimo./I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast.
O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: Breakfast!
Frenchy Cabazon: With beaver butt on the side.
O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: The side!
Frenchy Cabazon: My mind's magnificent and my body no different./I'm full of trapper pride!/Yo-ho!
Preston Nutter: Yo-ho!
O.D. Loutzenheiser: Yo-ho!
Preston Nutter: Rip their fur,/cut their skin with my knife./Yo-ho!
Preston Nutter: Yo-ho!
O.D. Loutzenheiser: Yo-ho!
Frenchy Cabazon: One thing's for sure,/there's nothing like a trappin' life!
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Frenchy Cabazon: I'm badder than the baddest sailor!
O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: Sailor!
Frenchy Cabazon: I make love to women to 10 feet tall.
O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: Good lord!
Frenchy Cabazon: I've got a chest of wonder/and balls of thunder./I can break right through a wall./I love the sound of metal,
O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: Metal!
Frenchy Cabazon: Snapping on an animal's head.
O.D. Loutzenheiser, Preston Nutter: Ka-chink!
Frenchy Cabazon: Sometimes they scamper,/sometimes they whimper,/but they always end up dead.
Preston Nutter: I've always wanted to be somebody/who didn't get pushed around./Now that I'm a trapper,/I'm the meanest guy around.
Frenchy Cabazon: [spoken] Second meanest!
Frenchy Cabazon: The blood of a fresh-cut rodent/is as sweet as brandy wine./And the brain of an antelope/tastes like cantaloupe./What a yummy life!/Yo-ho!
Preston Nutter: Yo-ho!
O.D. Loutzenheiser: Yo-ho!
Frenchy Cabazon: Rip their fur,/cut their eyes out with my knife./Yo-ho!
Preston Nutter: Yo-ho!
O.D. Loutzenheiser: Yo-ho!
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