President Schwarzenegger Quotes in The Simpsons Movie (2007)


President Schwarzenegger Quotes:

  • Russ Cargill: Anyone can pick something when they know what it is; It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about.

    President Schwarzenegger: Ok, I pick 3!

    Russ Cargill: Try again.

    President Schwarzenegger: 1!

    Russ Cargill: Go higher.

    President Schwarzenegger: 5?

    Russ Cargill: Too high.

    President Schwarzenegger: 3?

    Russ Cargill: You already said 3.

    President Schwarzenegger: 6?

    Russ Cargill: There is no 6.

    President Schwarzenegger: 2?

    Russ Cargill: Double it.

    President Schwarzenegger: 4!

    Russ Cargill: As you wish, sir.

  • Russ Cargill: [enters the Oval Office] President Schawarzenegger.

    President Schwarzenegger: Ja. That is me.

    Russ Cargill: The pollution in Springfield has reached crisis levels.

    President Schwarzenegger: Ach! Everything is "crisis this" and "end-of-the-world that"! No one opens with a joke! I miss Danny DeVito.

    Russ Cargill: You like jokes, huh? Well, stop me if you've heard this one.

    [holds up cage with the mutant squirrel]

    President Schwarzenegger: [gasp] Look at all those angry eyes and pointy teeth! It's like Christmas at the Kennedy Compound!

    Russ Cargill: Mr. President, you chose me, Russ Cargill, most successful man in America, to head the EPA, the least successful government agency. Why did I take the job? Because I'm just a rich guy who wants to kick some ass for good old Mother Earth. I want to give something back. Not the money, but something. That's why I've narrowed your choices down to five unthinkable options.

    [spreads the files on the President's desk]

    Russ Cargill: Each one will cause untold misery and...

    President Schwarzenegger: [points to File #3] I pick Number Three!

    Russ Cargill: Really? You don't want to read them first?

    President Schwarzenegger: I was elected to *lead*, not to *read*. Number Three!

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