President Schwarzenegger Quotes in The Simpsons Movie (2007)
President Schwarzenegger Quotes:
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Russ Cargill: Anyone can pick something when they know what it is; It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about.
President Schwarzenegger: Ok, I pick 3!
Russ Cargill: Try again.
President Schwarzenegger: 1!
Russ Cargill: Go higher.
President Schwarzenegger: 5?
Russ Cargill: Too high.
President Schwarzenegger: 3?
Russ Cargill: You already said 3.
President Schwarzenegger: 6?
Russ Cargill: There is no 6.
President Schwarzenegger: 2?
Russ Cargill: Double it.
President Schwarzenegger: 4!
Russ Cargill: As you wish, sir.
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Russ Cargill: [enters the Oval Office] President Schawarzenegger.
President Schwarzenegger: Ja. That is me.
Russ Cargill: The pollution in Springfield has reached crisis levels.
President Schwarzenegger: Ach! Everything is "crisis this" and "end-of-the-world that"! No one opens with a joke! I miss Danny DeVito.
Russ Cargill: You like jokes, huh? Well, stop me if you've heard this one.
[holds up cage with the mutant squirrel]
President Schwarzenegger: [gasp] Look at all those angry eyes and pointy teeth! It's like Christmas at the Kennedy Compound!
Russ Cargill: Mr. President, you chose me, Russ Cargill, most successful man in America, to head the EPA, the least successful government agency. Why did I take the job? Because I'm just a rich guy who wants to kick some ass for good old Mother Earth. I want to give something back. Not the money, but something. That's why I've narrowed your choices down to five unthinkable options.
[spreads the files on the President's desk]
Russ Cargill: Each one will cause untold misery and...
President Schwarzenegger: [points to File #3] I pick Number Three!
Russ Cargill: Really? You don't want to read them first?
President Schwarzenegger: I was elected to *lead*, not to *read*. Number Three!
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Characters on The Simpsons Movie (2007)
- Tom Hanks
- Russ Cargill
- Marge Simpson
- Homer Simpson
- Grampa
- NSA Worker
- Bart Simpson
- Ned Flanders
- Todd Flanders
- Chief Wiggum
- Fat Tony
- Lisa Simpson
- Rod Flanders
- Milhouse
- Moe
- Billie Joe Armstrong
- Barney Gumble
- Tre Cool
- Mike Dirnt
- Toll Booth Man
- Professor Frink
- Ralph Wiggum
- Mayor Quimby
- Montgomery Burns
- Maggie Simpson
- EPA Passenger
- Dr. Hibbert
- Apu
- Krusty the Clown
- Girl on Phone
- Boy on Phone
- Squeaky-Voiced Teen
- EPA Official
- TV Dad
- TV Daughter
- TV Son
- Agnes Skinner
- Ticker
- Panicky Man
- Jimbo Jones
- Kearney
- Comic Book Guy
- Angry Mob
- Dr. Nick
- Kent Brockman
- News Text
- Scratchy
- Male EPA Worker
- Helen Lovejoy
- Cookie Kwan
- Lindsey Naegle
- Medicine Woman
- Sweet Old Lady