President Clinton Quotes in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996)

President Clinton: Beavis and Butt-head, on behalf of your fellow Americans I extend my deepest thanks. You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country.

Butt-head: Huh huh huh huh. He said, "extend."

Beavis: Oh, yeah.

Clampett Relative: Reverend, do you think cousin Bill's gonna be too busy to make it to the wedding?

[establishing shot of the White House]

President Clinton: Hillary, where did I put that invitation?

Cousin Jake: [On the phone in front of the audience] Hello, this is Cousin Jake.

President Clinton: Hey there, Cousin Jake. This is the president calling from the oval office. Hillary and I heard about Gordy day there in Branson and we want to join in the celebrations.

Cousin Jake: Yes, sir, Mr. President. Just a minute. Gordy's right here.

[hands phone over to Gordy. He speaks through the phone speaking piggy talk. Audience laughs]

Cousin Jake: I'm sorry, Mr. President. He's speaking piggy talk.

President Clinton: I understand him fine, Jake. By the way, Gordy, we have surprise for you.

[Jake raises the phone toward the audience]

President Clinton: On behalf of the American people, it gives me great pleasure to unveil in your honor your very own postage stamp.

[postage stamp lowers. Cousin Jake hands microphone to Hanky]

Hanky Royce: Gordy says it's an honor, Mr. President. Thank you, sir.

President Clinton: First lady joins me and say good luck, God bless and so long for now.

Cousin Jake: So long, Mr. President.

[hangs up]