Prem Quotes in Prem Ratan Dhan Payo (2015)

Prem: Every family has problems, but blessed are those who have a family.

[Sanjay invites Prem and Kanhaiya to stay at the King's royal fort]

Kanhaiya: Sir, will we get an attached bathroom?

Prem: [to Sanjay] No, it's okay.

Prem: [to Kanhaiya] There are fields and valleys. It's natural.

Prem: [to Sanjay] All we need is cold water for showers. It contracts the body and keeps it strong. And hot water for drinking.

Kanhaiya: [to Sanjay] For voice and bowel movement.

Amar Manohar: Where did you buy that cap from? France?

Prem: Oh, no. Its from Switzerland. I go there very often. I like the sunsets there.

Amar Manohar: Ah! The cap's very nice too. It looks good on you.

[Amar thinking - "He looks like an ape with a watermelon on his head."]

Prem: Where did you get this red jacket from? Is it a "Chaudhary & Sons" product?

Amar Manohar: No.

Prem: It must be from America then.

Amar Manohar: No. I purchased it from New York.

Prem: Oh, New York. I thought you purchased it from America.

[Prem thinking - "He looks like a retired monkey from the circus."]

Amar Manohar: Heads I win, tails you lose.

Prem: No, no, no. Make it the other way round.

Amar Manohar: OK, if that makes you happy, tails you lose, heads i win.

Prem: Happy birthday, Rabbit.

Prem: What's the difference? You aren't Karishma, so you can be Jameela, Shakila, Sunita, Anita, Papita!

Prem: I can see my destiny shining in front of me.

Bankeylal Bhopali: In front there is a police station and a graveyard. Tell me what's your destiny?

Prem: Gogo... take a last look at the diamonds

Teja: What are you showing him? Bring the diamonds or I'll plunge the knives into their necks...

Crime Master Gogo: [tries to take one of the diamonds]

Prem: Sorry Gogo, they belong to Teja

Crime Master Gogo: At least let me take one... I had given a loan to Teja! It rightfully belongs to me!

Amar Manohar: From where have you bought this jacket? Is it from America?

Prem: No, no, no, I bought it from New York.

Amar Manohar: OK, I thought you bought it from America.

Prem: Amar... lets go back home.

Amar Manohar: W... Why? Are you scared?

Prem: No... n... not scared... I just need to pee!

Prem: People say that when beatiful girls lie they become even more beautiful.

Prem: [repeated line, in English] Shit, I love her!

Poonam: [Prem is about to apply the vermillion to her forehead] Wait!

[Prem stops]

Poonam: Before you do this, lift this blanket once and just take a look at my body

Prem: My love doesn't deserve this test, Poonam. And you know that.

[applies the vermillion]

Prem: [singing] A little-little L! A little-little O! A little-little V! A little-little E! Just love me...

Prem: [to Lara] Girls like you see these macho stud-muffins, and go loopy over them... and leave simple-hearted and plain looking good guys like Bhaskar in the dust! And I help out these plain guys you can't be bothered with. I'm cupid, stupid!