Pooh Quotes in Winnie the Pooh (2011)

Piglet: [Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole and Piglet gets a rope - only to cut it up into six pieces] And six! There! Now we can ALL get out!

Pooh: How very thoughtful you are, Piglet.

Rabbit: [loses patience] Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet! Can you tie a knot?

Piglet: I cannot.

Rabbit: Ah, so you CAN knot.

Piglet: No. I cannot knot.

Rabbit: [in disbelief] Not knot?

Pooh: Who's there?

Rabbit: Pooh!

Pooh: Pooh who?

Rabbit: No! Pooh... eh... Piglet, you'll need more than two knots.

Piglet: Not possible.

Owl: Ah, so it IS possible to knot those pieces.

Piglet: Not these pieces!

Pooh: Yes. Knot those pieces.

Piglet: Why not?

Eeyore: 'Cause it's all for naught.

Owl: Yes, well, the thing to do is as follows: First, issue a reward...

Pooh: Gesundheit.

Owl: I beg your pardon?

Pooh: Well, you sneezed just as you were going to tell me what the first thing to do was.

Owl: I didn't sneeze.

Eeyore: Oh, you did, Owl.

Owl: No, I didn't! You can't sneeze without knowing it!

Pooh: Well, you can't know it without something haven't been sneezed.

Owl: As I was saying, first: issue a reward...

Pooh: [to Eeyore] He's doing it again. You must be catching a cold.

Eeyore: [gloomily] I'll probably catch it too.

Owl: [frustrated] No, no, no! I'm not catching a cold! The word is issue, not ah-choo! And ah-choo isn't even a word! It's just some sort of sneezy sound, like Ah-choo!.

Pooh: Perhaps you should lie down, Owl.

Owl: Oh!

[hits himself on the forehead and falls over backwards]

Roo: Tell us more about what Backsons do.

Tigger: Yes, more about what Backsons do.

Owl: More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you?

Tigger: Maybe they make you sleep too late.

Owl: Yes, yes! That's good, that's great!

Eeyore: I bet they're the reason my tail is gone.

Owl: You're on a roll. Go on, go on!

Rabbit: They muddy up your tidy house.

Piglet: Tney make you feel as small as a mouse.

Roo: They break your crayons.

Rabbit: They spill your tea!

Kanga: They wake up babies at one and three.

Eeyore: They made me catch the cold I caught.

Pooh: They made me lose my train of thought.

Tigger: They swipe your stripes.

Piglet: They clog your pipes.

Rabbit: They dig up your garden.

Eeyore: They won't beg your pardon.

Pooh: They eat your snacks.

Piglet: They won't relax!

Rabbit: They chip your tooth!

Kanga: They steal your youth!

Owl: And now you know the horrible truth!

Owl, Tigger, Pooh, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, Piglet: The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! Oh, nooooo!

Pooh: Have you ever had one of those days when you just can't win, Eeyore?

Eeyore: Yup, I know how that feels.

[Pooh has just fallen into the trap he and Piglet set up, trying to get a honey pot]

Rabbit: Pooh?

Pooh: Oh, hello.

Piglet: [shaking head, amused] Oh, Pooh, you went back for the honey, didn't you? But I told you the pot was empty.

Pooh: Well, I believed you, but my tummy had to check for itself.

[from trailer]

Tigger: Blugadeebloo!

[Tigger bounces Pooh]

Pooh: A simple "Hello" would do, thank you very much.

Narrator: As the others searched for a tail, Pooh realized that a pine cone would not win him the honey.

Pooh: Why not?

Narrator: Because it would have to be something special.

Pooh: Oh. Special, you say. Special. Think, think, think...

Narrator: No hurry, Pooh. Just take your time.

Pooh: Take my time. What a wonderful idea!

Piglet: [Standing on an improvised teeter-totter] Pooh, are you sure this is going to work?

Pooh: Of course, Piglet. Once I get you up in the tree, just hand me the beehive. And then tummy and I will take care of the rest, won't we?

Piglet: Okay, Pooh. I guess you thought this through.

Pooh: Oh, yes, Piglet. Indeed I have.

[He jumps on the teeter-totter, sending Piglet up into the beehive]

Pooh: Oh, bother. I don't remember thinking that through.

Piglet: Um, I'm sorry I messed up the plan, Pooh.

Pooh: Oh, don't worry, Piglet. I shall get you out and we'll try again.

[Walks up the teeter-totter, but it goes down and Pooh can't reach Piglet]

Pooh: Oh, it's no use. Think, think, think. Ah, I know! I'll have you down in just a moment, Piglet.

Piglet: No hurry, Pooh. The bees are quite gentle, as long as there's no sudden movement.

[Pooh hits beehive with stick]

Piglet: Aah! Oh, oh my! Pooh, are you sure that's a good idea?

Pooh: Oh, yes, Piglet.

[hits beehive again]

Piglet: Ah!

Pooh: I'm quite sure.

[continues hitting beehive]

Piglet: Well, you know best, Pooh.

[Pooh continues hitting until the hive falls]

Piglet: Ah! Ow!

Pooh: Oh! There you are.

[the bees swarm out]

Pooh: Oops. New plan, Piglet. Run!

Piglet: Okay!

Christopher Robin: You know Pooh you did a very important thing today.

Pooh: I did?

Christopher Robin: Well yes. Instead of thinking of your tummy you thought of your friend.

Pooh: Oh thank you Christopher Robin. And now i don't think i shall be hungry again for a good long while.

Additional Voices: Growling sound

Pooh: Oh bother.

Christopher Robin: Silly old Bear.

[from trailer]

Pooh: Perhaps I could borrow some honey.

[Pooh's stomach growls]

Pooh: Just a taste. A small lick I should think.

Christopher Robin: Silly old bear.

[Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole, while Piglet is outside of the hole]

Rabbit: [to Piglet] Go look for something to get us out of here!

Piglet: [hiding under a teacup] B-b-b-b-b-b-but-okay. There m-m-m-might be something over by the pack.

[leaves]

Rabbit: [sighs] Thank goodness one of us is up there. I was worried we'd be stuck here forever.

Piglet: I found something!

[comes back with a flower]

Piglet: Here!

Rabbit: What?

Pooh: Ooh, well, that's a lovely flower, Piglet.

Piglet: Yeah, I thought so, too.

Rabbit: Yes, Piglet, it-it's very nice... perennial. But I think we need something *longer*.

Piglet: Longer? Of course. How silly of me.

[giggles, leaves again and comes back with a big book]

Rabbit: Oh, good thought, Piglet. But you can't possibly think that that's long enough.

Piglet: Oh, yes, it is. Uh, Owl read this to me once and it was certainly the longest thing I'VE ever heard.

[the book falls into the hole and lands on Pooh's head]

Pooh: It's true, Rabbit. It lags a bit in the middle.

Pooh: [singing] 'Cause everything is honey, there's a honey Pooh / He's just made of honey so I guess I'll eat him too.

[He bites the honey Pooh's head off]

[from trailer]

Pooh: [to his tummy] Sounds like you're going to be mighty feisty today.

Pooh: [singing] A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy / He fills it with things that are sweet / A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy / By never forgetting to eat / When it is growly and glummy / A search for the honey is on / The Pooh has a knack / For finding a snack / Unless all the honey is... gone?

[Runs outside]

Pooh: A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy / No need for the tummy to fret / A Pooh Bear takes care of his tummy / He knows what his tummy must get / Don't worry, my round little chummy / I'm hearing your ravenous plea / When there is no honey / The Pooh takes the tummy / Wherever the honey will be / My friends are out there / With honey to spare / And they will take care of my tummy and me!

Owl: [describing the Backson] It's a giant creature with a tail / Here, I'll draw Piglet in for scale / Its hide is like a shaggy rug / Its face a surly, ugly mug / With two sharp horns atop its head / Between, a mop of hair that's red! / And in its nose a ring of gold / It smells of monkey's feet and mold / Its toes are black, its fur is blue / I swear that all I tell you is not made up / The Backson!

All: The Backson!

Owl: The Backson!

All: The Backson? Oh, no!

Pooh: But Owl, what does a Backson do?

All: Yes, Owl, what does a Backson do?

Owl: Hmm, what does a Backson do? I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, and now I will tell you! They sneak into your library and scribble in all your books!

All: The Backson! The Backson! We don't like the Backson!

Owl: When decorating your Christmas tree, they tangle up all the hooks!

All: The Backson! The Backson! We're afraid of the Backson!

Owl: They spoil your milk, they stop all the clocks / They use their horns to put holes in your socks!

All: The Backson's the one who's been putting holes in our socks!

Narrator: Just then, Pooh spotted a note.

Pooh: I did?

Narrator: Certainly, just there at your feet.

Pooh: Oh.

[looks around]

Narrator: Uh, to your left. Uh, no, Pooh. To your other left. A little bit more. A tad. A hair. No, no, back a bit.

Pooh: [sees note] Oh!

Narrator: There you are.

Pooh: Well, it's a good thing I noticed it. Othewise, I wouldn't have seen it.

Roo: I know. Christopher Robin has a jump rope.

Rabbit: Wait a minute. My gracious, that's it! Piglet, go to Christopher Robin's house.

Pooh: Oh, I see. Yes, Piglet, go and bring some honey.

Rabbit: Yes, bring some honey... Doh! The jump rope, Piglet, the jump rope!

Pooh: With a little honey on the side.

Piglet: You mean all by myself? Through there?

Owl: [Flies out of the pit to Piglet] Yes, Piglet. Through a dark wood fraught with peril, on a mission of life or death. It is a task of great complexity, but I have full confidence that you shall return victorious and rescue us from the abyss. Go forth, Piglet, and we shall await your return, for weeks if necessary.

[Flies back down, as everyone looks astonished]

Rabbit: Owl!

Owl: What?

Rabbit: I can't believe... how wonderful that speech was!

Pooh: I can't, either.

Eeyore: Moved me to tears.

Narrator: Pooh left feeling unsatisfied and a little out of sorts. In fact, he was so distracted by his rumbly tummy that he didn't notice that he was walking onto the next paragraph.

Pooh: What is a paragraph?

Narrator: It's a group of sentences that form a complete thought.

Pooh: Is there honey in this paragraph?

[waggles eyebrows]

Narrator: Oh, sorry, Pooh, no.

Pooh: Well then, I don't find it very useful.