Poodle Quotes in Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)
[Michelle's iPad plays Bryan Ferry's "Slave to Love" at the pub]
Dean: Michelle, turn that shit off. It's burning my nuts in.
[Michelle is about to turn off the iPad when Eggsy, now a full-fledged Kingsman agent, arrives]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: I rather like that song. Leave it on, mum.
[Dean turns off the iPad]
Dean: Mugsy's back. You've finally come to have that word with me, have you son? Or are you gonna run away and pretend you're gonna have another cool dress like that?
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Oh, you mean this? No. I know this bloke who's just taken over a tailor shop on Savile Row. He's given me a job, mum. Comes with a lot of perks, including a house. Come and live with me there, mum. Come on.
[Michelle is about to stand up when Dean interrupts them]
Dean: Sit down, you! Only place she'll be visiting is you in a fucking hospital, d'you hear?
Michelle Unwin: Just leave him alone, Dean! Eggsy, go, please. Just go, babe.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Alright.
[Eggsy turns around toward the door]
Dean: Yeah, do as mummy says. Tell that tailor friend of yours to make a nice chicken costume that'll suit your mug.
[Eggsy stops at the front door]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: As a good friend once said: Manners...
[Eggsy locks the left door]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: ... maketh...
[Locks the right door]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: ... man.
[Locks the doorknob]
Dean: Shut the fuck up. Eggsy, I'm gonna shove your manners up your fuck...
[Eggsy hooks a beer mug with his umbrella and flings it, knocking out Dean. He then approaches the rest of the gang]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: So, are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?-- Poodle
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