Polly Quotes in Parallels (2015)

Ronan Carver: You're saying you're from some weird alternate Earth?

Polly: Not from my point of view. You guys are the ones who are drinking coffees that look like ice cream sundaes and shit.

[last lines]

Polly: All right, 3, you're up. Hey.

Lisa: Hey Torch, what'a doin?

Polly: Nothing.

Lisa: Well, why don't you go in your room and do nothin'.

[waves are Polly with puppet, and Polly runs to room crying]

Lisa: Hey Torch.

Polly: Hey Lisa.

Lisa: Did you miss me?

Polly: Not much.

Georgina: I'm gonna have peppermint stick.

Polly: Yeah, me too, can I just have peppermint stick?

Ronny: Sure.

Daisy: NO! It's just called PEPPERMINT!

M.G.: Peppermint dick!

[everyone laughs]

M.G.: Peppermint CLIT!

Polly: Jamie was Lisa's best friend. She was sad last week after Lisa ran away, so she hung herself with a volleyball net.

P.L. Travers: Aren't you going to pour it for us?

Polly: You're perfectly capable of pouring it your self.

P.L. Travers: She's quite the worst maid I've ever had.

Diarmuid Russell: So why do you keep her?

P.L. Travers: I don't know. She reminds me of me.

Polly: Hi, Mr Mitchell.

Henry Mitchell: Hello Polly, come on in.

[Polly enters the house]

Henry Mitchell: What's the helmet for?

Polly: Oh my girlfriend used to babysit for Dennis, she said to bring a helmet and wear pants.

Polly: Look at how funky he is!

[Polly has just finished reading a Fairy Tale]

Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?

Polly: Of Course Elizabeth.

Young Elizabeth: How do you know?

Polly: Because, she was a good little girl, if she would have been naughty, the Prince would have run away.

Young Elizabeth: What a pile of shit.

Elizabeth: Mother, do you remember when I was little, I had a friend, he was make-believe?

Polly: No.

Elizabeth: Don't you remember? Only I could see him?

Polly: No, I don't remember Drop Dead Fred at all.

Elizabeth: Go away

Fred: go away? why do you want me to go away? Fine! say the magic words and i'll piss off

Elizabeth: Piss off!

Fred: Ha! I lied those weren't the magic words

Polly: What did you say?

Fred: She told you to piss off

Polly: [walks up to Nigel who is holding young Elizabeth at the bottom of the stairs]

[offering him the tape]

Polly: Nigel, do it.

Nigel: No, I won't. I don't want anything to do with it, it's not right.

Polly: Alright, I'll do it.

[begins to tape the jack-in-the-box close]

Nigel: [kisses Elizabeth and then goes to Polly]

[quietly]

Nigel: It's not right.

Polly: What do you know about raising a child?

Nigel: [looks to Elizabeth and to Polly] Apparently nothing.

[he leaves the house]

[first lines]

Polly: And the prince took the beautiful young girl in his arms and said, will you marry me? Yes, she whispered, I will be your princess.

Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?

Polly: Of course, Elizabeth.

[tucking her in]

Young Elizabeth: How do you know?

Polly: Because she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty, the prince would have run away.

Young Elizabeth: What a pile of shit!

Percy: Hi. Reservation for Percy Jones.

Polly: And that's Jones with a "J"?

Percy: No, Jones with a "P". I made the reservation last week.

Simon Green: You knew you were gonna kick me out a week ago?

Percy: Son, I knew I was gonna kick you out 24 years ago... when the doctor announced it was a girl.

Polly: Here you are.

Percy: Good.

Polly: We gave your room away.

Percy: What?

Polly: Check in was at 4:00.

Percy: It's Thursday night. I'm quite sure you've got another room available.

Polly: I'm sorry. We're completely booked, and so is everyone else. There's a Shriners convention in town, actually. May help you with anything else Mr. Pjones?

Polly: Next please.

Percy: Hi, reservation for Percy Jones.

Polly: And that's Jones with a J?

Percy: No Jones with a P. I made reservation last week.

Mr. Thorn: [Junior enters his new classroom and the students begin laughing at him, while his new teacher Mr. Thorn walks over and rolls his eyes tiresomely] Oh, no. Not another one. How many kids are they going to make me teach?

[Junior hands Mr. Thorn his envelope]

Mr. Thorn: Well, get in here and find a seat. Go ahead. Come on, come on, come on! Hustle, small fry. I'm not gonna have you holding up my class all year. now, let's move it!

[Junior sits down at his desk]

Mr. Thorn: Now, let's start with a nice easy review to see how much you underachievers remember from last year. Polly, what's 17 times 8?

Polly: 136.

[Bows rather smart and sits back down]

Mr. Thorn: Good. Richard, what's 72 divided by -9?

Richard: -8, sir.

[sits back down]

Mr. Thorn: Fine. Murph!

[cut to Murph picking his nose]

Mr. Thorn: Murph! What's 3 plus 2?

Murph: Mmmmm... 4.

[Everyone laughs]

Mr. Thorn: [sighs] Murph, you've been in the 6th grade since I started teaching here, I really want to get you out this year. Now, please, please work with me. What's 3 plus 2?

Murph: 9?

[Everyone laughs again as Mr. thorn closes his eyes in despair]

Mr. Thorn: I can see this is going to be a long year.

Junior: [angrily] 5, all right? The answer is 5!

Mr. Thorn: You!

[walks over to Junior's desk]

Mr. Thorn: What're you saying?

Junior: Uh, I said 5.

Mr. Thorn: Dandy, I'm glad someone's paying attention here.

Polly: [singing] We've got to have, We plot to have, For it's a dreary not to have, That certain thing called "The Boy Friend"

Polly: Blimey! There's more on stage than in the bloomin' audience.

Mrs. Potter: Mr. Hammer! Mr. Hammer! I've been robbed! My necklace in your hotel.

Polly: Oh, mother!

Mrs. Potter: It's worth a hundred-thousand dollars.

Hammer: Was it valuable?

Polly: [singing] The skies will all be blue, when my dreams come true. And I'll be smiling through, when my dreams come true...

Polly: Who redid my room?

Jimmy: She hates it, I can tell.

Polly: It's a little Brady Bunch, but I can work with it.

Jimmy: The room is wonderful! Get rid of the kid!

Freddie: [referring to the baby] Where did it come from?

Polly: I got it for Christmas!

[beat]

Freddie: This Christmas or last Christmas?

David Merlin: So how do you like her?

Louise King: Pretty good for a fill-in. I'd just as soon go stag.

Polly: You could, too, with those shoulders.

Polly: Is there something I can do?

J.B. Merlin: [holding the baby] You've done it.

Slug: What would you take for a little dance?

Polly: I'd take arsenic!

Slug: Smart little cracker, ain't ya?

Polly: [Sees Katey] Oh, my god. June Cleaver is in Havana.

Polly: Maybe we can hang out, eat some melons.

Polly: May, you know you are my number one hot momma.

Polly: You're funny. You want to watch me file?

[Polly is making out with May]

Polly: Do you feel weird doing this?

May: I am weird.

Polly: I love weird.

Polly: Do you like pussy?

May: What?

Polly: Cats. You like pussy cats?

Polly: Shut up, hooker!

Polly: It's girl's night out tonight, you want to come? I know, you need your beauty rest... Not much of it though.

[May sits with Polly in Polly's living room, May holds a cigarette in her mouth and Polly holds a slice of melon]

Polly: What's giving you the Sads doll? Aw, no frumpy faces allowed in this place.

[Polly bites the cigarette out of May's mouth and kisses her lips]

Polly: I wanted to kiss you since I first saw you.

[Polly begins to unbutton May's shirt]

Polly: Is this what was bugging you?

May: I wasn't bugged. I'm just angry at someone.

Polly: Not me I hope.

May: No not you.

Polly: [Polly opens up May's blouse to reveal her bra] Do you feel weird doing this?

May: I am weird.

Polly: [Polly whispers in may's ear] I love weird.

May: Are you serious?

Polly: [Polly seductively replies] Yeah!

May: I mean about me?

Polly: Dead.

[May then begins to comb her hand down Polly's exposed neck, and kisses it]

[Polly stops May outside of work on the steps as she's carving a pumpkin]

Polly: Hey May hold up! I want to ask you something. What are you going to be for Halloween?

[Polly stabs the pumpkin in the eye]

Polly: I've just been whacking my brains trying to come up with something original. Do you got any ideas?

May: [May shyly points out to Polly] You have a beautiful neck.

Polly: [Polly blushes] Why thank you, haha.

[pause]

Polly: You should call me one of these nights. You know, we can hang out, and eat some melons or something.

May: [May blushes] Okay!

[while at work, Polly see's May gently stabbing herself on the tip of the finger with a scalpel, and holding it there]

Polly: Jesus! What are you doing?

May: [May calmly replies] Relaxing.

Polly: Doesn't it hurt?

May: No.

[May takes Polly's hand and stabs her finger in the same place with the scalpel]

Polly: Ow! Oh! You crazy bitch! Why did you do that?

[Polly begins sucking on her finger with light moaning]

Polly: Mmm. Actually, I kinda liked it. Do me again!

[May gently stabs her again as Polly holds her eyes and mouth open, taking in the pleasure of the pain]

[May and Polly are alone in the file room at work]

Polly: Hey! We've got the whole place to ourselves... let's dance!

[Polly turns on the small portable radio in the same room, and in the background the dogs in the Veterinary Hospital begin to howl and bark]

Polly: [Polly hums and laughs at the dogs] Look they're serenading us! Oh we have to dance now! Oh... please, please, please please.

Polly: [Polly crawls up on the table between her and May, taking one of May's cigarettes and putting it in her mouth] So are you gonna dance with me or what?

Polly: [Polly and May are now slow dancing in the room holding each others hands and waists, when Polly whispers to May] Do you like pussy?

May: [May quickly answers] What?

Polly: Cats! Do you like pussy cats? Gee you're a nasty little thing aren't you. Do you like Lupe?

[the camera shows Lupe walking at their feet]

Polly: My landlady is a real bitch, I have to get rid of her.

May: The landlady?

Polly: [Polly laughs] No dummy the cat. You're her only hope.

[Polly raises May's hand up to hold and feel her neck]

Polly: Oh come on! Lupe will keep you company when you're all alone. And besides, she'll remind you of me.

May: Okay.

Polly: Uh! Wonderful!

[Polly kisses May lips to lips]

Polly: Oh, look at the time, I have to go.

Polly: [Polly turns around once more to May before walking out of the room] It's girls night out tonight, wanna come? I know, you need your beauty rest... not much of it though.

Seth: Wait. Can't you see what big ears I have?

Polly: All the better for me to nibble.

Seth: My eyes. My eyes are enormous.

Polly: All the better to see me with.

Seth: My, what big hairy arms.

Polly: All the better to hold me.

Seth: What a big mouth I have.

Polly: All the better for you to kiss me.