Policeman #1 Quotes in The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)

Billie Jean: I'm Billie Jean Davy, and I wanna set the record straight.

Ringwald: [notices hair cut very short] Oh my God!

Policeman #1: Wow!

Billie Jean: I'm not a liar, I'm not a thief, and neither is my brother.

Binx: [cuts in] Hello, ma!

Billie Jean: [shoves Binx aside] Sorry, that is him. Mom, I don't know when we'll be comin' home, but we love you. I know people are making up stories about us. Don't you believe them. As for you, Mr. Pyatt. You are so sleazy.

Putter: [cheers on camera] YEA!

Billie Jean: You think you can do anything you want and then lie about it and we just have to take it, because what are we? Just a bunch of kids. Well not this time. From now on we're doin' this our way. No lyin', no cheatin', fair is fair.

Kid #1 in Crowd: [at electronics store watching TV] Alright!

Billie Jean: $608 dollars for the scooter your son trashed. That's what you owe, and we're NOT turnin' ourselves in til we get it. Fair is fair! We didn't start this, we didn't mean it to happen, but we're not givin' up til you pay. FAIR IS FAIR!

Deputy Doofy: Special Officer Doofy reporting!

Policeman #1: Hey, Doofy! Smell my fingers!

Deputy Doofy: What's that?

Policeman #1: That's when you know you've become a man, Doofy.

Deputy Doofy: Hey, Terry! Smell my fingers!

Policeman #1: What the hell is that?

Deputy Doofy: My ass!

Wally: You know, this is a pretty big night for you.

Policeman #1: Yeah?

Wally: Yeah, lots of excitement. There's a stiff in there!

Policeman #1: Is that so? Oh and I suppose you were running right down to the station to report it?

Wally: [forced laugh]

Policeman #1: Yeah...

[to partner]

Policeman #1: Say, he say's there's a dead guy in the house.

Policeman #2: You never saw a deader.

Policeman #1: If you take a swim, I'd have to take a swim. Is that fair? Because you feel like killing yourself, I gotta get pneumonia.

Policeman #1: Captain, there's a thousand cattle roaming the streets!

Policeman #2: There's five thousand steers outside!

Policeman #3: There's ten thousand wild cows loose in the street!

Policeman #4: There's a million bulls in town!