Police Chief Lundallah Quotes in The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)

Col. Sharky: [after examining the scene of stolen Pink Panther, Clouseau notices the wire on the floor] Very ingenious.

Police Chief Lundallah: [annoyed] He pulled himself across the floor.

Clouseau: He did?

Police Chief Lundallah: How else could he have avoided our radar field?

Clouseau: Yes, how else. Hmm. Of course he would have needed a very slippery floor to do that.

Police Chief Lundallah: Therefore, the wax.

Clouseau: The wax? AGHH!

[Clouseau steps on the wax and falls to the floor]

Col. Sharky: Are you alright, Inspector?

Clouseau: [on his knees] Of course I'm alright. I'm... examining the wax.

[sniffs the wax on the floor]

Clouseau: Have you taken a sample of this wax?

Police Chief Lundallah: Wax is wax!

Clouseau: See, this is where you are wrong. Wax is NOT just wax. In this case it is a clue. Domestic wax, Belgian Wax, French Wax, English Wax...

Col. Sharky: Ah, the Inspector is right. Have the wax tested immediately.

Clouseau: [grabing the mechanical arm from the jewel stand] It is my guess that you will find it is English wax.

Police Chief Lundallah: Why?

Clouseau: Because your thief is an Englishman.

Col. Sharky: How do you know that?

Clouseau: It is my business to know that. He is Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious Lytton.

Police Chief Lundallah: The Phantom?

Clouseau: Yes, one and the same.

[the mechanical arm grabs Clouseaus's crotch]