Pnub Quotes in Idle Hands (1999)

Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?

Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...

Anton: Music?

Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".

Anton: So what happened?

Mick: We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far!

Pnub: Why would we go to hell? We're not bad, we're not exactly good or anything, but at least we don't go around killing people!

[last lines]

Mick: Hey, you were right. Anton does scream like a girl!

Pnub: You think we should tell him that we put that writing on the ceiling?

Mick: Fuck it!

Pnub: Hey, let's go walk through a nurse!

Mick: Okay, but be careful. Some of them are guys.

Pnub: As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day.

Anton: What the fuck are you doing, man? Come on, that's my dad!

Pnub: CPR, man! I saw it on Baywatch, man!

Pnub: Maybe we should clean that up.

Mick: Yeah, and while we're at it, let's just clean the whole fuckin' house.

Anton: [while attempting to cut his hand off] This is it, I know it.

Pnub: Those things won't even cut my bagel.

Mick: SWEET JESUS!

Pnub: Ok, that wasn't my fault, that thing should've come down a LOT slower!

Pnub: [after finding Curtis and his date dead in his car] What a waste.

Mick: I thought you didn't like Curtis.

Pnub: I'm talkin' about that ass!

Mick: Well, at least he died happy.

Pnub: Don't you watch the news?

Anton: I hate that fucking show.

Pnub: Hey, don't forget my bong.

Mick: You did not make that bong.

Pnub: Yeah, I arc-welded it and shit.

Mick: You don't even take auto shop.

Pnub: Fuck you!

Anton: So, what are you guys doing here?

Pnub: We need a place to kick it. Don't be selfish, Anton! No one else's parents are dead!

Pnub: [Anton, Mick and Pnub, find that the 'killer' has written the word 'ANT' on the floor in blood after finding the corpses of Anton's parents] "Ant?" They-they were killed by ants?

Mick: [annoyed] Please don't be stupid.

[to Anton]

Mick: Do you have, like, an evil aunt?

Pnub: And if your mother had teeth, she wouldn't suck dick so well. What's your point?"

Pnub: You scream like a girl.

Pnub: This ain't Dominos you lazy bitch, come get it yourself!

Pnub: Why don't you just go over there and tell her your name. Maybe she'll think you're... funny or something.

[Molly's dress rips revealing her underwear]

Pnub: Bet she wins best costume.

Pnub: Watch the head. It's on kinda loose.

Pnub: [while Mick is clapping] Go go Buffalo!

Anton: [after cutting his hand off] Where did it go?

Pnub: What, you mean the hand?

Anton: Of course I mean the hand!

Pnub: Try looking up your ass.