Pluto Nash Quotes in The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)

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Pluto Nash Quotes:

  • Pluto Nash: You married twins?

    Tony Francis: No, I met the perfect woman, so I had her cloned.

    Dina Lake: Which one is which?

    Tony Francis: Who cares?

  • Pluto Nash: That's a cryogenic Chihuahua!

    Dina Lake: It's a real dog?

    Pluto Nash: Oh, yeah, it's very delicate. You know it's illegal to bring pets up here. But I got a friend back in Juarez who knows how to freeze-dry these things. Look at that. It's a girl. Pop that little bitch in the particle wave for two minutes on defrost... she'll be running around the room.

  • Pluto Nash: So where'd you do your singing back Earth?

    Dina Lake: Oh, weddings, bar mitzvahs, reincarnation rituals. The usual gigs.

  • Pluto Nash: You blew up my wood bar stools. You know how hard it is to get wood on the moon?

  • Dina Lake: What makes you so sure he'll help us out?

    Pluto Nash: Oh, he'll help us. He couldn't sing a note if it weren't for me.

    Dina Lake: You taught Tony Francis how to sing?

    Pluto Nash: No, I convinced a bookie not to pour some acid down his throat.

  • Pluto Nash: So how's it going with you and Babbet?

    Bruno: Me and Babbet? I don't think that's going to happen. I found out that I'm 110 volts and she's a 220.

    Pluto Nash: Just go to the hardware store and get an adaptor.

    Bruno: Nah. That just ruins it for me.

  • Rowland: There's a clone doctor named Runa Pedanken. Made a big name for herself creating an entire basketball team from one old guy.

    Pluto Nash: The Air Jordans. Yeah.

  • Pluto Nash: What happened?

    James: Obviously, you did something stupid.

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