Plunkett Quotes in Plunkett & Macleane (1999)

Plunkett: See, I'm talking "BIG".

Macleane: You forget something. I have morals.

Plunkett: Oh, do you?

Macleane: Most certainly, yes I do.

[pauses]

Macleane: How big?

Macleane: What rhymes with Rebecca?

Plunkett: Pecker. How's your old, uh...?

Macleane: Ah. Much better. Thank you.

Plunkett: Good.

Macleane: Yes. You know, I think it's actually got bigger, if you can imagine such a thing.

Plunkett: I'd rather not.

Chance: Does that hurt?

Plunkett: Only when I laugh.

Macleane: [after Plunkett has rescued him from hanging] Sure took your time.

Plunkett: Weren't sure you were worth it.

The Mayor: Pete, get the Governor on the phone.

Plunkett: Oh, you can't.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: What do you mean, we can't?

Plunkett: He's gone fishing. Just him, and an Indian guide, and a canoe. No phone, no nothin'.

The Mayor: He sure picked a hell of a time to go fishing.

'Honest Pete' Hartman Sheriff of Clark County: [phone rings] Excuse me.

[exits]

Plunkett: Uh, just between us, it's not really fishing, because that Indian guide is really a girl. She' isn't even Indian. She's from New Jersey.