Pleakley Quotes in Lilo & Stitch (2002)


Pleakley Quotes:

  • [Stitch and Jumba are tossing a jammed up gun back and forth]

    Stitch: Merry Christmas.

    Jumba: It's not Christmas.

    Stitch: Happy Channukah!

    Jumba: It's not Channukah!

    [Pleakley scoops up Lilo and carries her away from the house]

    Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?

    Pleakley: Trust me, this is not gonna end well!

    Jumba: One potato!

    Stitch: Two potato!

    Jumba: Three potato!

    Stitch: Four!

    Jumba: Five potato!

    Stitch: Six potato!

    Jumba: Seven potato more!

    Stitch: My...

    Jumba: mother...

    Stitch: told...

    Jumba: me...

    Stitch: you...

    Jumba: are...


    Jumba: Ha! I win!

    [gun explodes in his hands]

  • Pleakley: [Nani sees Pleakley and Jumba arrest Stitch] Don't interact with her.

    [They turn their backs on Nani]

    Nani: Where's Lilo?

    Jumba: Who?

    [Pleakley hits Jumba]

    Jumba: What?

    Nani: Lilo. My sister.

    Jumba: Uh... sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh...

    Nani: Lilo! She's a little girl this big, she has black hair and brown eyes and she hangs around with that THING!

    Jumba: [sighs] We know her.

    Nani: Bring... her... back.

    Pleakley: Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh. That would be misuse of galactic resources.

    Jumba: See, problem is, we're just here for him.

    Nani: So she's gone?

    Pleakley: Look at the bright side. You won't have to yell at anyone anymore.

  • Pleakley: Oh great! He's loose!

    Jumba: His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.

  • Grand Councilwoman: Can we not simply destroy the island?

    Pleakley: NO, crazyhead! The mosquito's food of choice, primitive humanoid lifeforms, have colonies all over that planet.

    Grand Councilwoman: Are they intelligent?

    Pleakley: No. But they're very delicate. In fact, every time an asteroid strikes their planet, they have to begin life all over. Fascinating, isn't it?

  • Pleakley: Help! I don't like the ocean! Ahh! Oh, look, a friendly little dolphin. They helped sailors during the war... It's a shark! It's a shark and it ain't friendly! Looks like a dolphin... Tricky fish! Tricky fish! Octopus, will you please help me? An octo... the octopus is worse than the shark! I hate this planet!

  • Pleakley: Look! A mosquito has chosen me as her perch. She's so beautiful. Look, another one! And another one! Why, it's a whole flock! They like me! They're nuzzling my flesh with their noses! Now they're... they're... Aaaaaaaah!

  • Jumba: [sees Pleakley trying on a wig] What are you doing?

    Pleakley: [hiding wig] Nothing.

    Jumba: Say, I want to try it on.

    Pleakley: No.

    Jumba: Share!

    [wrestles wig from Pleakley]

    Pleakley: Hey! Ow! You're just jealous 'cause I'm pretty!

  • Grand Councilwoman: A quiet capture would require an understanding of 626 that we do not possess! Who then, Mr. Pleakley, would *you* send for his extraction?

    Pleakley: [thinks for a moment] Does he have a brother?

    [Councilwoman rolls her eyes]

    Pleakley: Close relative, perhaps?

    [Later, in the prison where Jumba is kept]

    Pleakley: [nervously] Friendly cousin? Neighbor with a beard?

  • Jumba: WHAT? After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?

    Stitch: [alien language] Ih.

    Jumba: Fine!

    Pleakley: "Fine"? You're doing what he says?

    Jumba: He's very persuasive!

  • Pleakley: [after Stitch chews on his head] All is well! Please go about your business! I'm okay!

    Nani: Uh, your head looks... swollen.

    Jumba: Actually, she's just ugly.

    Pleakley: [laughing nervously] Oh, he's joking. Ugly - Look at me!

  • Pleakley: Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and INSANITY to my list of things I did today!

    Jumba: Ha ha! You too?

  • Pleakley: Oh, can't complain, Mom. Camping out with a convicted criminal. And, uh... oh, I had my head chewed on by a monster!

  • Pleakley: Stop! I have just determined the situation to be far too hazardous!

    Jumba: Don't worry. I won't hit her.

    Pleakley: No! That girl is part of the mosquito food chain.

    [Gives Jumba his View Master]

    Pleakley: Here, educate yourself.

    Jumba: Using that little girl for a shield.

    [At Stitch]

    Jumba: This is low even for you!

  • Jumba: [has Stitch on his sights] You are all mine.

    Pleakley: Well, what is he doing?

    Jumba: Quiet! He's listening for us.

    Pleakley: [whispering] How good is his hearing?

    [Stitch immediately turns around]

  • Pleakley: [hands Jumba a Viewmaster] Here! Educate yourself!

  • Pleakley: Hold it! Hold everything! Earth is a protected wildlife preserve. Yeah, we've been using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which need I remind you, is an endangered species.

  • Jumba: [captures Stitch] Aha! Now, all your washing is up!

    Pleakley: You're under arrest. Read him his rights.

    Jumba: Listen carefully.

    [slams Stitch's head repeatedly against a palm tree]

  • Pleakley: [while being jerked up and down by a running Jumba] We! Can not! Be Seen!

  • Grand Councilwoman: What about military forces just landing there?

    Pleakley: Well that would be a BAD IDEA! These are extremely simple creatures, miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!

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