Plankton Quotes in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)
[SpongeBob is playing two keyboards of a tiny piano over and over again]
Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano?
[SpongeBob stops playing and hides the tiny piano behind his back ]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, here comes the pain!
[He opens a hatch and many cannons came out of the front hatch]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah!
Plankton: That ain't good.
[He fires a cannon ball at SpongeBob, but it goes in a bubble. He fires more cannon balls, then SpongeBob as the Invincibubble gets them in many bubbles]
Patrick Star: They're beautiful.
[He pops a bubble, then a cannon ball lands on his face]
[Patrick is hitting his rock home with the word "grandma" on the bottom with a hammer]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick Star: Vandalizing stuff.
Plankton: Isn't that your house?
[in sneak peek]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Give me that!
Plankton: Come on, SpongeBob, join me and we'll be rich and powerful until I eventually betray you!
[They're struggling for the Secret Formula]
Plankton: Join me!
SpongeBob SquarePants: No! Never! I'm on Team Krabs for life!
Mr. Krabs: [He muster the metal shutters open to get in] PLANKTON!
[SpongeBob and Plankton continue to struggle for the Krabby Patty Secret Forumla until it magically disappeared]
SpongeBob SquarePants: What? Where'd it go?
Plankton: [in thoughts] Wait a minute, molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [in thoughts] Wait a minute, I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.
[from TV spot]
SpongeBob SquarePants: If you're from the future, what am I going to say next?
Plankton: Something moronic?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow.
[SpongeBob laughs while Plankton is taped on Mr. Krabs' desk]
Plankton: Oooooooooowwwwwww! Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
[from TV spot]
Patrick Star: What's the secret password?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Plankton: Uuuhhhh...
Patrick Star: Correct!
[from sneak peek]
Mr. Krabs: Where's me formula, Plankton?
Plankton: I... I don't know. It just disappeared
Mr. Krabs: Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs, but this time, he's telling the truth! It just vanished!
Plankton: It's true!
[from TV spot]
[Patrick throws a giant jar of mayonnaise and lands in the middle of the ground as Plankton's battle tank gets stuck in the mayonnaise]
Plankton: Oh, shrimp.
[Plankton's battle tank explodes]
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'll rock him while you read him a bedtime story.
Plankton: Uh once upon a time there was a big pink fat idiot who went to sleep. The End!
Patrick Star: Nice try.
Sandals: Hey, it's raining pickles. Now it's raining...
[Plankton's tank lands on him]
Sandals: ... tanks!
Plankton: You're welcome.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you, he's innocent.
Plankton: What are you going to do Krabs? Pour hot oil on me, or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
Mr. Krabs: No, knock knock.
Plankton: Knock knock jokes? I could do this all day Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Knock knock.
Plankton: Oh boy, who's there?
Mr. Krabs: Jimmy.
Plankton: Jimmy who?
Mr. Krabs: Jimmy BACK MY FORMULER, PLANKTON!
Plankton: Well, that's stupid but how is that torture?
Mr. Krabs: Hee hee hee. You'll see.
[Mr. Krabs puts on headphones]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Jimmy, back my formula, hmm. Ooooooooh, I get it!
[SpongeBob starts laughing]
Plankton: [while he hears SpongeBob laughing, he screams]
Mr. Krabs: [still has headphones on and ignores everything]
Plankton: [SpongeBob continues to laugh and Plankton is screaming] Oh make it stop Krabs, make it stop!
Burger-Beard: All right here we go. Now SpongeBob loved his job as a fry cook more then anything. And that is saying a lot. Because he loved everything! He loved his pet snail Gary. He loved his best friend Patrick. He loved blowing bubbles and jellyfishing. He loved making Krabby Patties for the folks in Bikini Bottom just as much as they loved eating them. Why you may ask do they love this greasy meal sandwich so much? Why Did they eat them for breakfast lunch and dinner despite the doctor's warnings?
Doctor: He'll be gone in a week.
Woman fish: Oh Harold!
Burger-Beard: Ah it was a secret. No one was sure what was in those patties that made them so delicious. And frankly no one cared except for Plankton.
Burger-Beard: Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street from the Krusty Krab where no one ate cause the food was really bad!
Plankton: Now is that really necessary?
Burger-Beard: Plankton made it his life's work to steal the recipe.
Plankton: SpongeBob please! Let's talk about this.
Burger-Beard: But SpongeBob was always there to protect it. But today things would be different.
SpongeBob SquarePants: If we're gonna be on the same team...
Plankton: Maybe i don't wanna be on the te-am! You think of that?
SpongeBob SquarePants: But Plankton everything's best when your part of a team.
Plankton: Will you stop playing that tiny piano? Your gonna get us caught!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry.
Plankton: With that formula I can rule the world!
Plankton: Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet... from A to Y!
Karen the Computer: A to Y?
Plankton: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
Karen the Computer: What about Z?
Karen the Computer: Z... The letter after Y...
Plankton: [searching thorugh the file cabinet] W, X, Y... Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.
Karen the Computer: Oh, boy.
Plankton: It's evil. It's diabolical. It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail!
Plankton: His chops are too righteous. The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll. Karen, do something.
Karen the Computer: [Karen is being surfboard across the the Krusty Krab] Weeeee!
Plankton: I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank - !
[Spongebob accidentally steps on him]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony?
Plankton: No, I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [cheerfully] Well, good luck with that!
Plankton: [Spongebob is running after stepping on Plankton] OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Eww, I think I stepped in something.
Plankton: Not in something, ON SOMEONE, you twit!
Squidward Tentacles: So you're selling Krabby Patties, eh Plankton?
Plankton: That's right, Squidward, and there's a free bucket helmet with every purchase. Care for one?
Squidward Tentacles: No. You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.
Plankton: And what's that supposed to mean?
Squidward Tentacles: It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him and you could finally get your stubby paws on the Krabby Patty formula. It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck and I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!
Plankton: We'll see about that, Inspector Looselips.
[Plankton laughs and he presses a button on Karen]
Karen the Computer: Now activating helmet brain-control devices.
Squidward Tentacles: Huh?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
Plankton: Oh, don't worry about me. My parade will be quite dry, under my... umbrella!
[pulls on a chain]
SpongeBob SquarePants, Mindy, Patrick Star: Umbrella?
[a Chum Bucket bucket helmet drops on Neptune]
Mindy: Daddy, no!
Plankton: Daddy, yes!
[pushes button on remote]
King Neptune: [Bucket activates] All hail Plankton.
Plankton: Plan Z. I love ya!
Plankton: Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby.
Plankton: [as he's being arrested] Come on, can't you take a joke? Wasn't that funny? With the monuments and the buildings? Wasn't that hilarious? I will destroy all of you!
Plankton: Plan Z is working perfectly. Nothing can stop me now.
Karen the Computer: Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. My sensors indicate that they're on their way to find the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints.
Plankton: Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've already hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!
Plankton: [after placing a fake call to Mr. Krabs and hearing King Neptune scream over the phone] Plan Z. I love Plan Z!
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