Plank Quotes in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Plank: Ah! They fucking shot me!

Dog: Well, fucking shoot 'em back!

Dog: So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we? In fact, this is a bit more than a bit of a problem. I'd say it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems! And the reason it's such a fucking monstrosity of a problem is, *you haven't got the first idea who did this to us, have ya*?

Plank: We've been up all night. It's no one from round here. We've had 'em all lined up against the wall. If it was a toerag from the manor, we'd know.

Dog: [screaming] You'd know? You'd fucking know? You wouldn't know if it was the next door *fucking* neighbours! Get out there and find them! I'm sick of the fucking sight of ya!

[Kicks Plank's head through a wall, revealing a set of listening equipment]

Plank: A bunch of Public Schoolboys, soft as shite.

Rush: [reading sign next to mock up] "Representation of Lunar Surface"

Buck Fleming: This here, is what your moon looks like.

Rush: Oh...

Plank: [steps up onto mock up] Take a picture of me standin' on the moon!

Rush: Aw, that ain't really the moon!

Plank: We don't have to tell anybody.