PJ Puznowski Quotes in Gambit (2012)
PJ Puznowski Quotes:
Lionel Shahbandar: So, how do you find London?
PJ Puznowski: Well, everybody knows the answer to that one. You turn right at Greenland.
Lionel Shahbandar: And where are you staying?
PJ Puznowski: Er, well of them big hotels downtown. I can't remember the name of it. You remember, Harry?
Harry Deane: Connaught.
PJ Puznowski: Me neither.
Lionel Shahbandar: [Preparing to have dinner with Japanese businessmen] As I said, these dinners can be difficult.
PJ Puznowski: Oh, don't worry about it, these guys seem pretty harmless.
Lionel Shahbandar: They're evil little shits. Watch me crush them.
Lionel Shahbandar: [Lionel greets Puznowski] So... how do you find London?
PJ Puznowski: Well, everybody knows the answer to that one! You turn right at Greenland!
Lionel Shahbandar: [Trying to digest it] Ha Ha Ha! Indeed!
Lionel Shahbandar: [upon meeting] So, how do you find London?
PJ Puznowski: Well, everybody knows the answer to that one. Turn right at Greenland.
PJ Puznowski: Like mama always said, if you can't tell the difference between a pig and a javelina, well, you could lose a big old chunk out of your ass.
PJ Puznowski: I do apologize on Merle. He just loves a brawl. Nose been broke so many times, had all the cartilage took out so there wouldn't be so much downtime between bar fights.
The Major: An expedient we might consider if we spend much more time in Texas.
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