PJ Puznowski Quotes in Gambit (2012)

Lionel Shahbandar: So, how do you find London?

PJ Puznowski: Well, everybody knows the answer to that one. You turn right at Greenland.

Lionel Shahbandar: And where are you staying?

PJ Puznowski: Er, well of them big hotels downtown. I can't remember the name of it. You remember, Harry?

Harry Deane: Connaught.

PJ Puznowski: Me neither.

Lionel Shahbandar: [Preparing to have dinner with Japanese businessmen] As I said, these dinners can be difficult.

PJ Puznowski: Oh, don't worry about it, these guys seem pretty harmless.

Lionel Shahbandar: They're evil little shits. Watch me crush them.

Lionel Shahbandar: [Lionel greets Puznowski] So... how do you find London?

PJ Puznowski: Well, everybody knows the answer to that one! You turn right at Greenland!

Lionel Shahbandar: [Trying to digest it] Ha Ha Ha! Indeed!

Lionel Shahbandar: [upon meeting] So, how do you find London?

PJ Puznowski: Well, everybody knows the answer to that one. Turn right at Greenland.

PJ Puznowski: Like mama always said, if you can't tell the difference between a pig and a javelina, well, you could lose a big old chunk out of your ass.

PJ Puznowski: I do apologize on Merle. He just loves a brawl. Nose been broke so many times, had all the cartilage took out so there wouldn't be so much downtime between bar fights.

The Major: An expedient we might consider if we spend much more time in Texas.