PJ Quotes in Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)

PJ: What make you think you know what goes down up in the hood anyway?

B-rad: BET.

PJ: If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt?

B-Rad: I stole that too.

Sean: [in front of Shondra's house, to B-rad] You a long way from the beach now, punk! We in South Central! The ghetto! The projects!

[Shondra gives him a dirty look]

Sean: We run hardcore up in here. People get killed here errrrrrry day!

PJ: [throws up signs] YAY YAAAAAYYYYY!

Sandy: [walks past the house with two other cute little girls] Shondra, can you come over later? Princess just had puppies.

Shondra: [sweetly] Okay, Sandy. Bye.

PJ: [after B-Rad gives him a funny look] Pitbull puppies, fool!

Sean: And they mean, too.

Tec: Grab Fatback! I got Milkdud.

PJ: I'm soft.

PJ: I don't hate women. I love ladies.

Ruth Barron: Ha! Ladies! You wouldn't know any. I bet you date little Barbie dolls, don't you? "Oh, you're so brainy, you're so big! Can I suck your dick?" Can I be alone now?