Pizza Man Quotes in Men at Work (1990)

Pizza Man: [Louis is counting out the money to the pizza guy, who looks up and sees James wheeling Berger's body with a Nixon mask over his face to the bathroom. James spots the pizza guy looking, and moves faster] Uh, what's going on here?

Louis: Mind your business son.

Pizza Man: OK. Thank you sir!

Louis: You seen too much!

[Lewis grabs the pizza guy, pulling him into the apartment and starts spinning him around in a headlock]

Pizza Man: Ahhhhhhhh! Yaahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

James: Louis! What the hell are you doing?

Louis: He saw you with the body! He can start all kinds of trouble!

James: So you kidnap him? Good solution!

Pizza Man: [flailing] Here, take the money! I won't say anything to anybody!

Louis: You bet you won't!

[Louis swings him around one more time and puts him headfirst into the sheetrock wall]

Pizza Man: Waaaaaahhhh!

[Pizza guy's head slams into and puts a hole in the wall]

James: [grabs his head] Louis, what the hell?

Pizza Man: [Louis pulls the pizza guy's head out of the wall, holding him up] Aiiiiii, extra cheese?

[Pizza guy falls over, unconscious, tweeting birds are heard]

James: You're a madman!

Louis: [grits his teeth] He was provoking me!

James: This situation has definitely gotten way out of hand!

Louis: Go back to the window and keep Carl covered!

James: What the hell are we gonna do with him?

Louis: [grits his teeth again and grins] We gonna need some rope!

James: [James, Berger's body, Pizza Man and Louis sit in James's truck watching Potterdam's men dumping the toxic waste barrels. He pulls back the recoiler on the rifle and empties out one pellet] Well, a lotta good this will do us.

Pizza Man: A pellet gun? You've been holding me hostage all night with an *air rifle*?

James: Shut up.

Pizza Man: This is too much.

Pizza Man: This pizza, I make myself. My wife, she no make-a da pizza. No more!