Pizza Guy Quotes in Zookeeper (2011)

Pizza Guy: Okay, let's review your order. That will be 64 meat lovers pizzas and 32 caesar salads. Can we interest you in our new fudge roll?

Bernie the Gorilla: [Bernie turns to Barry who shakes his head yes] Yes.

Pizza Guy: Hey, man, did you order the Vegetarian Nightmare? Extra Polish sausage, German sausage, Belgian Sausage, Russian sausage...

Pizza Guy: [knocks on phone booth] 'Scuse me.

Stu: I'm tryna make a call here.

Pizza Guy: This is for you. Half pepperoni, half mushroom, extra crisp.

Stu: You ever heard of delivering a pizza to a fucking phone booth? I don't think so.

Pizza Guy: [Reads address label on Pizza] Gentleman occupying phone booth, 53rd between Broadway and 8th.

Stu: It's a mistake.

Pizza Guy: What am I supposed to do with the pie? It's all paid for.

Stu: Homeless guy just ran the block, give him the pizza and say 'You can turn away from it but you can't make it go away', how's that?

Pizza Guy: [Tries to open phone booth door] But, they always...

Stu: [Stu gets agitated] GET OFF THE FUCKING PIZZA ALRIGHT?

Pizza Guy: That language is uncalled for.

Stu: Holy shit. I'm sorry. Please return to sender. FUCK OFF! Here you go, $5, eat the pizza yourself, you look like you could use a good meal.