Pizza Delivery Guy Quotes in Man of the House (2005)

Roland Sharp: [to the pizza guy through the window] Set the pizza on the porch, take two steps back, put your hands behind your head!

Pizza Delivery Guy: [Sharp comes outside, begins to frisk the pizza guy] Uhh... what's the problem dude?

Roland Sharp: If that pizza's warm, there won't be a problem.

[pays the guy]

Pizza Delivery Guy: [notices the girls inside] Dude, do you live here with all these girls?

Roland Sharp: Temporarily.

Pizza Delivery Guy: Dude, you're my new hero.

Roland Sharp: Imagine what that means to me.

[shuts the door]

Pizza Delivery Guy: Dude, I got a ARM!