Pizza Boy Quotes in Dog Day Afternoon (1975)

Pizza Boy: [while delivering pizzas to Sonny and Sal] I'm a fucking star!

Peter McCallister: Hi.

Harry: Hi. Are you Mr. McCallister?

Peter McCallister: Yeah.

Harry: The Mr. McCallister who lives here?

Peter McCallister: Yes.

Pizza Boy: Oh, good, because somebody owes me $122.50.

Gangster 'Johnny': Who is it?

Pizza Boy: It's Little Nero's, sir. I have your pizza.

Gangster 'Johnny': Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.

Pizza Boy: Okay.

[leaves the pizza on the doormat]

Pizza Boy: But what about the money?

Gangster 'Johnny': What money?

Pizza Boy: [matter-of-factly but sarcastically] Well, you'll have to pay for your pizza, sir.

Gangster 'Johnny': How much do I owe ya?

Pizza Boy: That'll be $11.80, sir.

[Kevin drops the money from the dog door]

Gangster 'Johnny': Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

Pizza Boy: Cheapskate.

[starts to leave, but is stopped by Johnny's next line]

Gangster 'Johnny': Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! 1, 2, 10!

[machine gun fire; the delivery boy dashes back to his car and speeds away]

Kevin McCallister: [opens the door and brings the pizza inside] A lovely cheese pizza, just for me.

Harry: [Harry, disguised as a cop greets Peter who's just come down the stairs] Are you Mr McCallister?

Peter McCallister: Yeah.

Harry: The Mr McCallister who lives here?

Peter McCallister: Yes.

Pizza Boy: [chiming in] Oh good, because someone owes me $122.50.

Harry: I'd like a word with you, Sir.

Peter McCallister: Am I under arrest or something like that?

Harry: No, no, no, no, no. It's Christmastime. There's always a lot of burglaries around the holidays. So we're just checking the neighbourhood to see if everyone's taking the proper precautions. That's all.

Peter McCallister: Oh, well we have automatic timers for our lights. Locks for our doors. That's about as good as you can get these days. Did you get some egg nog or something like that?

Buzz McCallister: [comes down the stairs] Come on, Dad. Let's eat.

Harry: Egg... egg nog?

[Peter goes off with Buzz]

Harry: Hey, listen will you be leaving... er?

[trailing off]

Kevin McCallister: [Kevin charges down the stairs] Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

Ducky: Is that a salami in your pocket, or you just glad to see me?

Pizza Boy: [pulling one out of his pocket] It's a salami.

Pizza Boy: Is everyone in this house a total nutzoid or is it just me?

Diane: Look deep into my eyes. What do you see?

Pizza Boy: Too much mascara?