Pixel Quotes in Happy Campers (2001)

Pixel: Most stories with a bunch of camp counselors have some serial psycho who systematically butchers everyone one by one.

Wendy: Yeah. And?

Pixel: I don't know, it's kind of funny. I mean who needs a serial psycho with a chainsaw when we have ourselves?

Talia: Here's where we tell you that this was the summer we lost our innocence.

Donald: But really, it's the summer we got it back.

Jasper: Excuse the cheese, but love matters, respect matters, and causing pain is never cool.

Pixel: Actually causing pain is about the coolest thing you can do, but cool isn't what it used to be.

Pixel: I gave you the ultimate male fantasy. Sex! With nothing on the side. Don't pretend we shared anything other than fluids, Adam.

Pixel: Are you mad at me for giving the cabin girls new hairdos or teaching the girls how to activate their clitoris?

Wendy: Are you a lesbian or what are you, Pixel?

Pixel: I didn't realize I had to declare a major.

Pixel: One day, they'll find a cure for AIDS, but they'll never find one for sex.

Pixel: I'll pull out my sexy, sexy moves.

Pixel: Now that we're in the middle of nowhere aren't you curious to know what it'd be like to... look into my eyes?

[She pulls up her top revealing eyes painted over her breasts]