Pirate King Quotes in Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

Pirate King: Hamilton, you're going over there as a representative of Captain Hook Fish and Chips. Part of our image, part of our appeal is that uniform, you know that.

Brad Hamilton: You really want me to put this stuff back on?

Pirate King: Yes, I do. Show a little pride.

Pirate King: Don't swim, Fredric, take the dingy!

Pirate King: Do you mean that in order to save his contemptible life, he dared to impress upon our credulous simplicity?

Fredric: You make it a point of never attacking a weaker party than yourselves, and when you attack a stronger one you invariably get thrashed!

[Pirates approach him with great indignation]

Pirate King: [Holding up finger] There's some truth in that.

Frederic: OH, HORROR!

The Pirate King: What's the matter?

Frederic: Ought I tell you? No, no I cannot! And yet as one of your band...

The Pirate King: SPEAK OUT! I-CHARGE-YOU-BY-THAT-SENSE-OF-CONSCIENTIOUSNESS-TO-WHICH-WE-HAVE-NEVER-YET-APPEALED-IN-VAIN!

[All are astonished at this feat, including the Pirate King himself]

Pirate King: Yeah.

[during an incredibly fast-paced song]

Pirate King: This-particularly-rapid-unintelligible-patter-isn't-generally-heard-and-if-it-is-it-doesn't-matter!

Pirate King: Left, right, left, right.

[shouts]

Pirate King: Stop dinghy!