Pirate Quotes in Cutthroat Island (1995)

Pirate: We can't leave yet, Captain. We haven't put enough food on board.

Dawg Brown: We need less mouths.

[Shoots Pirate]

Pirate: He's stealing second!

[the catcher shoots the base stealer with his pistol and the crowd cheers]

Captain Hook: No, no, no! Now stop it! We're playing this game by Master Jack's rules. Bad form! Sit down, now. Let's resume the game.

[to his lady]

Captain Hook: A very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?

Pirate: Wait, ain't you - ?

Peter Banning: Peter Pan.

[Pirate jumps out the window]

Wendy: Once upon a time there was a boy named Peter Pan, who decided not to grow up.

Hook: Skip the prologue.

Wendy: So he flew away to Neverland where the pirates are.

Hook: What fun he must have had.

Wendy: Yes but he was rather lonely.

Hook: Lonely? He needed a Wendy.

Pirate: I need a Wendy.

Hook: Why a Wendy?

Wendy: He liked my stories.

Hook: What stories?

Wendy: Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty.

Hook: Love stories?

Wendy: Adventures! In which good triumphs over evil!

Hook: They all end in a kiss.

Wendy: [gasps]

Hook: A kiss. He does feel! He feels about you.

Hook: She told him stories. He taught her to fly. How?

Wendy: You just think happy thoughts. They lift you into the air.

Hook: Alas, I have no happy thoughts.

Wendy: That brings you down!

Hook: [Hook threatens to cut Wendy's throat with his hook] How else?

Michael: Fairy dust! You need fairy dust!

The Lost Boys: Michael!

Hook: What of Pan? Would unhappy thoughts bring him down?

Wendy: He has no unhappy thoughts.

Pirate: Beg for your lives.

John: Sirs! My brother and I are English gentlemen. English gentlemen do not beg!

Michael: [Michael gets on his knees] ... Please. Please, don't kill me!

John: [John gets n his knees too] Please, don't kill me either!

Pirate: [advancing towards the children on Hook's ship] Stop that noise or I'll run you through! Believe in fairies, I do I do!

[in the galley; Sheeta is cooking when Louis happens by, standing idly around her]

Louis: Ahem.

Sheeta: Uh, yes? What is it?

Louis: [speechless] Uhm...

Sheeta: Yes?

Louis: [blurts out] I-I-I finished my work for the moment, and I've come to offer you my help.

Sheeta: Well, that's kind of you. Will you hand me those plates over there?

Louis: With pleasure, my little ang...

[scowls when he notices one of his brothers peeling a potato]

Louis: What are YOU doing here?

Pirate: Helping.

Louis: I thought you said you had a stomachache!

Charles: [throwing open the door with a rose in hand] I'm in love with you!

Louis: YOU?

Charles: [sheepishly] Hello.

[later, when all the pirates are helping Sheeta in the galley]

Henri: [entering the room casually] Hi, is there anything I can do?

Pirate: [finding Sheeta's dress behind Pazu's house] Louie, go tell your mother! She's in disguise!

Louis: So, she's in disguise?

[to the pirate]

Louis: Go tell my mother!

Pirate: So we're taking all 15 of them?

Head Pirate: Well it wouldn't be nice to seperate them from their friends.

Pirate: And last but not least a real find, Buddy 'Footstool' Laroza, only recently dismissed by Ivan the Terrible for excessive brutality