Pip the Mouse Quotes in Barnyard (2006)

Freddy the Ferret: [the unconscious farmer has discovered the animals] He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!

Otis the Cow: There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.

Miles the Mule: He's a vegan! God bless him.

Pig the Pig: And, uh, what is a vegan again?

Freddy the Ferret: Oh, I know this one...

Pip the Mouse: Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.

Peck the Rooster: No, no, that's a vegetarian.

Pig the Pig: Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?

Duke the Dog: That's a VAMPIRE. C'mon!

Pip the Mouse: You can't eat cheese?

Bessy the Cow: It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.

Peck the Rooster: Cake?

Pig the Pig: Cake has egg products...

Pip the Mouse: But you can't have any dairy!

Freddy the Ferret: No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?

Pig the Pig: I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.

[the animals all gasp as the farmer awakens and reacts. Miles kicks him in the head a second time]

Otis the Cow: WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?

Miles the Mule: It's not like we have a lot of options.

Pip the Mouse: I got a pulse. Wheeee!