Pip in New York Quotes in Enchanted (2007)

Prince Edward: Go ahead, Pip. What is it you want to say?

Pip in New York: [clears his throat, squeaks] You with me.

[rubs "hands" together and points to Nathaniel, trying to tell Edward that Nathaniel is a traitor]

Prince Edward: Nathaniel?

Pip in New York: [squeaking] Uh-huh. Nathaniel.

Prince Edward: Nathaniel's glad to have me near.

Pip in New York: [squeaking] No-no-no-no-no!

[imitates Nathaniel and then scurries to a soda cup indicating that he saw Nathaniel talking to Narissa in a boiling pot and made three apples appear]

Pip in New York: Broop, broop, broop.

Pip in New York: [takes a piece of ice as if it were an apple. Imitates Nathaniel again] Giselle.

[imitates Giselle singing "True Love's Kiss"]

Prince Edward: Oh, I know this one.

Pip in New York: [as Nathaniel] Apple?

[as Giselle]

Pip in New York: No, thank you.

[as Nathaniel]

Pip in New York: It's good.

[as Giselle]

Pip in New York: Oh, okay.

[crunches on the ice and imitates death and then strikes a "tada" pose and waits for Edward's interpretation]

Prince Edward: You feel you'd die without me here.

[Prince Edward rides on top of an MTA New York City Transit bus thinking it is a steel beast]

Prince Edward: You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast!

[He takes his sword and stabs it through the roof of the bus, the blade also ripping open an old lady's bag in the process]

Bus Driver: [stops the bus] Everybody stay on the bus.

Prince Edward: Giselle? My love?

Pip in New York: Giselle?

Prince Edward: Right. The steel beast is dead, peasants! I've set you all free!

Bus Driver: [gets off the bus and yells at Edward] Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here RIGHT NOW!

Nathaniel: Madam, allow me...

Prince Edward: Nathaniel, old friend!

Nathaniel: Sire, may I suggest that you, uh...

Bus Driver: You? A friend a' his? Crazy tight-wearin'... Are you tryin' to mess up my route?

[Pip jumps onto her forehead, and mimics her]

Bus Driver: I'll tear you both apart! Don't you roll your eyes at me, you...

[Nathaniel points at Pip, causing the driver to look up]

Bus Driver: A RAT! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

[She goes berserk and tries to get Pip off of her]

Prince Edward: Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.

Nathaniel: Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere for your bride?