Pinkie Pie Quotes in My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)

[from trailer]

Pinkie Pie: [referring to the ominous airship in the sky] Ooh! I bet those are the clowns I ordered! Or definitely *not* the clowns I ordered.

[from trailer]

Pinkie Pie: We just got our cupcakes handed to us by the worst party crasher ever!

Sunset Shimmer: A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon.

Pinkie Pie: And tried to turn everyone here into teenage zombies for your own personal army!

[in reference to the Dazzlings]

Pinkie Pie: Oh, they're *that* kind of off.

Applejack: So how was the tour?

Sunset Shimmer: I don't know. I mean, these girls, they were... There was something off about them.

Pinkie Pie: Like off like this?

[makes her hair into a beard]

Pinkie Pie: Or off like this?

[puts two carrots in her teeth like fangs]

Pinkie Pie: Or... Oh, oh! Like...

Rainbow Dash: Maybe we should just let her tell us.

Sunset Shimmer: That's just it, I can't put my finger on it. They just acted sort of... strange around me. Maybe someone already talked to them. Told them about what I did.

[sighs]

Sunset Shimmer: So much for making a great first impression.

Fluttershy: Uh-huh.

[the others glare at her]

Fluttershy: Oh... that's... probably not it...

[she lowers her head]

Twilight Sparkle: The way Sunset Shimmer described them, I think these new girls sound an awful lot like... the sirens.

Pinkie Pie: Not the sirens!

[whispering loudly to Fluttershy]

Pinkie Pie: I don't actually know what that is!

Rainbow Dash: I hate to burst your bubble, Twilight, but the connection between their world and Equestria will still be totally cut off for a super-long time.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, first of all, if there was any bubble-blowing going on, why wasn't I told about it? And secondly, if the connection is totally cut off, how was Sunset Shimmer able to get a message to Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] Pinkie, you're a genius!

Pinkie Pie: Yeah, I get that a lot.

[to Rainbow Dash]

Pinkie Pie: Now about those bubbles!

Pinkie Pie: [to Twilight] So what do you wanna play? Triangle? Sousaphone? Or theremin?

[plays theremin]

Pinkie Pie: Sooooo magical.

[repeated line, after Trixie exits]

Pinkie Pie: She's gone! Oh, wait, there she is.

Fluttershy: [referring to Dazzlings] I can't believe they got to Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna, too!

Rainbow Dash: They've gotten to everybody!

Pinkie Pie: Not *everybody*!

Applejack: Pinkie Pie's right. We were there while the Dazzlings were singin', and we weren't affected. It was like we were protected somehow.

Rainbow Dash: So let's take them down! It's not like we haven't tangled with dark magic before and totally whupped its sorry butt!

[to Sunset Shimmer]

Rainbow Dash: Uh... no offense.

Sunset Shimmer: [sighs in an aggravated tone] None taken... again!

Fluttershy: But that was when Twilight was here. We may have some kind of magic inside us, but it only comes out when we play music. I sure don't know how to use it to..."whupp anybody's butt"...

Rarity: [while polishing her nails] If only we could get a message to Twilight, maybe she could tell us how to break the spell The Dazzlings have cast on our friends.

Rainbow Dash: Well, that's not gonna happen. The portal's closed.

[Throws her soccer ball at the base of the pony statue where Rarity is sitting, she ducks out of the way as it bounces back to Rainbow Dash and she drops her nail polish brush, which leaves a magenta mark on her upper arm before it lands on the ground, she gasps]

Rainbow Dash: And I'm pretty sure they don't have cellphones where she's from.

Sunset Shimmer: I have an idea how we can get in touch with Princess Twilight!

Twilight Sparkle: Maybe it doesn't even matter that we're trapped down here. I don't think the counter spell would have worked anyway.

Applejack: 'Course is woulda worked, Twilight!

[Turns to look at Rainbow Dash]

Applejack: Assumin' a certain band member didn't try to hog the spotlight whole time we were tryin' to play it!

Rainbow Dash: Hey! If want to tell Twilight she's getting to a little too caught trying to be the new leader of this band, you don't have to be all criptic about it.

Rarity: She was talking about *you*, Rainbow Dash!

Rainbow Dash: Me! I'm just trying to make sure my band rocks as hard as it needs to.

Applejack, Rarity: Our band!

Twilight Sparkle: But why wasn't it working? I should know what to do. How can I not know what to do? How can I have failed like this?

Applejack: It might have been your idea to start a band. But it's not just your band, Rainbow Dash!

Rainbow Dash: I'm the one who writes all the songs!

Fluttershy: I write songs. You just never let us *play* any of them!

Rarity: I had *the* most perfect outfits for us to wear.

Applejack: Again with the costumes! Nobody cares what we're wearin'!

Rarity: I care, Applejack! So sorry if I enjoy trying to make a creative contribution to the band!

Pinkie Pie: Hey! Anybody here remember fun!

[shouting at the top of her lungs]

Pinkie Pie: I'll give you a hint! It's the exact opposite of being in the rain booms!

Rainbow Dash: I wish I'd never asked any of you to be in my band!

Rarity: I wish I'd never agreed to be in it!

Applejack, Fluttershy: Me neither!

[All except for Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle start arguing incoherently as their negative energy and distrust starts to drift up towards the stage where The Dazzlings are about to perform at as Sunset Shimmer starts to look concerned]

Twilight Sparkle: [last lines; talking about Flash Sentry] Don't be ridiculous. I don't even know him. He just...

Pinkie Pie: Totally reminds you of a guy you met in the other world who played guitar, was in a band, and helped prove you didn't destroy all the decorations for a big dance, so you could still run for princess of the big dance, and asked you to dance at that dance!

[big breath]

Pinkie Pie: Right?

Twilight Sparkle: How did you know that?

Pinkie Pie: Just a hunch.

[squee]

Twilight Sparkle: But the fall formal *has* to happen tonight.

[sighs]

Twilight Sparkle: You see...

Pinkie Pie: You're from an alternate world and you're a pony princess there and the crown *actually* has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements and without it they don't work anymore, and you need them all to help protect your magical world, and if you don't get the crown tonight, you'll be stuck in *this* world and you won't be able to get back for like a really, really long time!

[squee]

Pinkie Pie: If I only had some kind of party cannon that could decorate everything super fast!

Sunset Shimmer: Fizzy apple cider? Ugh! This is my coronation, not a hoedown.

Applejack: Well, now, it ain't necessarily gonna be your coronation this time around.

Sunset Shimmer: Oh, is that so? You country folk really aren't that bright. Must be why the other students say such awful things about you.

Applejack: Grrr...

Sunset Shimmer: Obviously it's gonna be my coronation. I'm running unopposed.

Pinkie Pie: Not this time. The new girl just signed up!

Sunset Shimmer: What?

Pinkie Pie: I know. Her handwriting is really bad.

Sunset Shimmer: [to herself] Where is this Twilight Sparkle?

[laughs]

Sunset Shimmer: [to Applejack and Pinkie Pie] I'm looking forward to meeting the competition!

Principal Abacus Cinch: Principal Celestia, on behalf of Crystal Prep, I demand the you forfeit The Friendship Games! Clearly CHS has had an unfair advantage for quite some time, and it's certain your own students have been using magic for their own benefit!

Principal Celestia: I'd like to think that saving the world benefits us all.

Sugarcoat: [at a fast pace] At least they didn't manipulate Twilight into releasing all the stolen magic and turning into a power-crazed magical creature that tried to rip the world apart just to win a game.

Pinkie Pie: Wow, that's a lot to take in when you say it all at once.

Principal Abacus Cinch: That's ridiculous!

Spike the Dog: Nope, that's pretty much what happened.