Pimp Lester Quotes in Running Scared (2006)

Pimp Lester: [pointing gun at Oleg] Say hello to my little friend!

Joey Gazelle: That's real fuckin' original. What are you, a fuckin' cartoon?

Pimp Lester: I'm a Mack Daddy pimp! You know that. And now I'm gonna cap your ass, and when I'm finished with you, I'm gonna take your little punk friend and I'm gonna put him in my posse, and I'm gonna pimp him out for a couple of months and then I'm gonna take that knife of yours and I'm gonna cut him from ear to ear, *just like I should've done yesterday, you fuck!*

Joey Gazelle: Yeah, I'm sure that sounds great to you all in your fuckin' pimp world and all, but, listen, right now, that's not the *fuckin'* thing you wanna do! You wanna put down that fuckin' gun, and you wanna walk away 'cause I swear to fuckin' God, I'll fuckin' kill you, you stupid fuckin' pimp bitch!

Pimp Lester: Wrong! Only one of us is walking out of here. Guess who?

Joey Gazelle: Oleg, get behind me... Oleg, get behind me!

Pimp Lester: [threatening Oleg with a knife] Now I'm gonna put a smile on your face, boy... cheek to cheek. You're gonna be the happiest little brat in school. Say cheese.

[Divina knocks Lester out from behind]

Divina: Who's laughing now, you fucking gray meat limp dick motherfucker? Mack daddy! Who's macking now, bitch?

Julio: Hey, Lester my man. Ouch. Who got over on you, bro?

Pimp Lester: Some puta who's forwarding address is gonna be in ten different zip codes, all of them dumpsters.

Julio: [after Lester takes his gun] Hey, a royal flush put her in my pocket.

Pimp Lester: Three hundred cold puts her in mine.

Pimp Lester: You want to study for your G.E.D.? Here.

[Lester repeatedly smashes Divina's head with her book, which causes her to break his headlight]

Pimp Lester: [forcing her head into the broken headlight] Look what you done to my fucking ride, bitch.

Divina: [pleading] It's just been six weeks, baby. Please. I only been taking one class... one class, two hours a week. I still got time to be pulling tricks.

Pimp Lester: Three fucking G's I fined you for these fucking airbags and what do I get in return? Fucking night school?

Divina: I'll quit.

Pimp Lester: I'm super proud of you for showing some initiative. Maybe I'll even come to your graduation. But first you're gonna give me back my property!