Pilot Bill Quotes in The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

Pilot Bill: [Thinking its Captain Dale] Is everything ok?

The Joker: I'm afraid Captain Dale had to bail, I'm your new co-pilot and I always come to work with a smile

[Smiles evilly]

The Joker: you should be terrified.

Pilot Bill: Why?

The Joker: Because I will be taking over the city.

Pilot Bill: Hmmm

The Joker: What?

Pilot Bill: Batman will stop you.

The Joker: [blows raspberry]

Pilot Bill: He always stops you

The Joker: No he doesn't

Pilot Bill: Remember that time with the two boats?

The Joker: This is better than the two boats.

Pilot Bill: Hmmm.

The Joker: Well tonight is going to be different tonight is my greatest plan yet and trust me Batman's never going to see it coming like the time with the Parade and the Prince music.

The Joker: [Continuing to list villains] Mr. Freeze, Penguin, Crazy Quilt, Eraser, Polka-Dot Man, Mime, Tarantula, King Tut, Orca, Killer Moth, March Harriet, Zodiac Master, Gentlemen Ghost, Clock King, Calendar Man, Kite Man, Catman, Zebra-Man, and the Condiment King!

Pilot Bill: Okay, are you making some of those up?

The Joker: Nope, they're all real. Probably worth a Google.