Pilot Quotes in The Transporter (2002)

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Pilot Quotes:

  • Frank Martin: I'd like to do some sight-seeing.

    Pilot: This plane isn't for tourists.

    [Frank pulls out gun]

    Frank Martin: I'm not a tourist.

  • Pilot: Excuse me, Captain. This may seem silly, but - can you fly?

    Harry Callahan: Nope. Never even had a lesson.

  • Robert: Turn this thing around.

    Pilot: I've got a may-day, I'm trying to keep us in the air!

    Robert: I said turn around and take him out now!

  • [an F-14 pilot is reporting the identity of a pair of enemy planes to Captain Yelland over the radio]

    Captain Yelland: Alert 1 this is Eagle 1, what've you got?

    Pilot: Two Japanese Zeroes, sir.

    Captain Yelland: Two what?

    Pilot: Two Trophy Class Mitsubishi A6Ms in original condition, complete with all markings. I mean, they look brand new sir!

    Captain Yelland: Have you been spotted?

    Pilot: Negative, we're right in the sun at their 6 o'clock high.

    Captain Yelland: Stay in visual contact, take no action without clearance.

    Pilot: Wilco Eagle 1, out.

  • [one of the F-14's barely dodges a burst of gunfire from one of the Zeroes]

    Pilot: Why the hell are we playing with these guys?

  • Pilot: [the Corsair is inbound to the Nimitz before the first time storm] Nimitz, this is 412, I have an unsafe hook indicator, over.

    Air Boss: 412, roger unsafe hook. Recycle your hook.

    Pilot: Negative, I've tried that.

    Air Ops Officer: 412, your transmission's poor, say your fuel state.

    Air Boss: [over the intercom to the bridge] Captain, Boss, that Corsair's in real trouble, can't get his tailhook down. I think we better take him in the barricade.

    Captain Yelland: Rig it!

  • Pilot: Lieutenant, you guys are incredible. Thank you.

    Curran: There's no reason to thank us because we don't exist. You never saw us. This never happened.

    Hawkins: One more thing: you're welcome.

  • [on an airborne helicopter]

    pilot: Mr. Delvecchio, I've got Mr. Ramsey on the line.

    Sly Delvecchio: Oh. Well, I guess we can't tell him I stepped out, now can we?

  • [In the briefing room]

    Cdr. Camparelli: "Movie officer, what's the film tonite?"

    Pilot: "They Shoot horses, Don't They, Sir!"

    Cdr. Camparelli: "Any skin?"

    Pilot: "No Sir."

    Cdr. Camparelli: "Cancel it!"

  • Laura Franklin: Sky Atlantic 62, Phoenix Tower. Captain, you need to do a 360.

    Pilot: Damn it tower, do you know it costs this airline two grand in fuel every time we circle?

    Laura Franklin: Sky Atlantic 62, give me four thousand dollars worth...

  • Pilot: There's a cease-fire. Can't you tell?

    Capt. A.J. 'Bugs' Moran: Yeah. We cease, they fire.

  • Capt. A.J. 'Bugs' Moran: Six-one-two, this is six. Let them know who we are on the way out

    Pilot: Six, this is six-one. I got some rockets left.

    Capt. A.J. 'Bugs' Moran: We don't get paid for bringing them home. Leave me some widows behind.

  • [After one of the Moon Men is killed while onboard Cody's Rocket.]

    Joan: What are they going to to with him?

    Pilot: It's just like a burial at sea, Joan. He'll just float around and around.

  • [first lines]

    Pilot: We will be arriving in a few moments now.

  • [first lines]

    Native Boy: [finding his ailing mother] Ma? Ma? Ma?

    Kimball: [to approaching plane] Strike Leader, coordinates follow.

    Pilot: Copy tower, coordinates received. Strike Leader out.

  • Pilot: Have you ever flown before?

    Sulu: Oh, here and there!

  • Liam Devlin: [to the pilot] How do I jump out of this thing?

    Pilot: Undo your safety belt. I turn the aircraft upside down, you drop out.

    Liam Devlin: [turning to Steiner] Has it occurred to you that piece of paper you keep waving about could just be a clever forgery?

    Colonel Kurt Steiner: Why don't you fly to Berchestgarden and ask him yourself?

    Liam Devlin: Oh, let's not bother the man!

  • Pilot: Get the hell out of the cockpit!

    Butt-head: Huh huh, you said...

    Pilot: Now!

  • Capt. Dooley: Tell them we're in a jam. Loosen up and lose some altitude. We're turning North West until we run out of gas.

    Pilot: But if we go North West Captain, we'll fly right off the map. It says "unchartered" up that way.

  • Pilot: The dummy's a blasted existentialist!

  • [first lines]

    Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to begin our descent into Los Angeles. The sound you just heard is the landing gear locking into place. Los Angeles weather is clear; temperature is 72. We expect to make our 4 hour and 18 minute flight on schedule. We have enjoyed having you on board, and look forward to seeing you again in the near future.

  • [first lines]

    Dylan Mee: My dad is a writer who specialized in adventure.

    Benjamin Mee: This is Benjamin Mee. I am surrounded by hundreds, probably thousands of killer bees. If I wasn't wearing this suit, I would be dead in an instant.

    Dylan Mee: He interviewed dangerous dictators.

    Hugo Chavez: Take this message to that American cowboy. We already gave a 10 billion dollar oil credit to China. Swallow that, Mr. Danger!

    Benjamin Mee: What's your favorite movie?

    Hugo Chavez: Toy Story.

    [to his staff]

    Hugo Chavez: The first one or the second one?

    Segundo: The second.

    Dylan Mee: He even flew into the center of Hurricane Charley.

    Benjamin Mee: [shouting over air noise] How far are we from the eye?

    Pilot: About two minutes. This hurricane, sir, Charley is really kneading us well, sir.

    Benjamin Mee: Tell me when it gets severe!

    Dylan Mee: He knew the ins and outs of strange and exotic adventure, backwards and forwards. But nothing prepared him for this one.

  • Tony Giardino: [the pilot is asleep] What are you doing? Wake up!

    Pilot: Ooooh man! I was having an amazing dream!

    Tony Giardino: I don't care about your dream! Land the plane!

    Pilot: I was just born, and... I was eight-and-a-half months premature. The doctors were freakin' out.

    Tony Giardino: Oh please, shut up!

    Pilot: Did I already tell you this dream?

  • [Tony is riding in a plane at night in a storm]

    Tony Giardino: Hey listen. How long is it gonna take us to get there?

    Pilot: It shouldn't take very long.

    [pause]

    Pilot: Actually I have no concept of time.

    Tony Giardino: Geez, is this dangerous?

    Pilot: No. Well, you know there's chance in everything.

    Tony Giardino: Look I don't wanna get too personal or anything but you've done this before, right?

    Pilot: Oh yeah, yeah. I do this all the time.

    [pause]

    Pilot: I've never done it at night.

  • Tony Giardino: How the hell do you even know if you're going in the right direction?

    Pilot: Instruments, instruments!

    Tony Giardino: Oh yeah? Yeah? What's that?

    [points to an instrument]

    Pilot: That's the artificial horizon, which is better than the actual horizon.

  • Pilot: What place is this?

    Farmer: Liberty Corner's.

    Pilot: Where's that?

    Farmer: Thirty-five miles from New York.

  • [first lines]

    Caleb: How long until we get to his estate?

    Pilot: [laughs] We've been flying over his estate for the past 2 hours.

  • Pilot: Mike Durant, we won't leave you behind.

  • Pilot: [over the P.A] Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? This is the Captain speaking. We have developed electrical problems, and we have to land immediately. There is a Soviet military airfield about 75 miles from here...

    Anne Wyatt: [half asleep] Where are we? Are we landing?

    [Kolya runs to the lavatory to destroy his identity papers]

    Anne Wyatt: Where are you going?

    Nikolai 'Kolya' Rodchenko: What do you mean? We're landing in Russia!

  • Max Klein: Did you hear that?

    Jeff Gordon: Max, this is a very important meeting. I need you to calm down. I need you to be with me. All right? God, you're such a neurotic.

    [pause]

    Max Klein: Something's not right.

    [an explosion rocks the cabin, and the passengers scream]

    Max Klein: Oh shit!

    Pilot: [over the P.A., frantically] This is your Captain. Please return to your seats, put your tray tables up and fasten your seatbelts.

    Flight Attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, please be sure to fasten your seatbelts tightly around your waist! The flight attendants will be coming by to collect all your trays!

    [the cabin shakes heavily, bags drop from the overhead compartments]

    Passenger #2: Is everything okay?

    Flight Attendant: We're just fine. We just hit a little unexpected turbulence.

    Pilot: [over the P.A., calmly] This is your Captain speaking.

    Passenger #1: I don't think this is turbulence!

    Pilot: We're experiencing problems with our hydraulic system.

    Max Klein: The hydraulics!

    Jeff Gordon: What?

    Max Klein: [screaming] He can't steer! We're going down!

    [the plane starts spiraling down]

  • [first lines]

    Pilot: L.A., this is Flight 734. We need a runway 26L.

    Controller: Roger that, 734. You're clear on 26L.

  • Pilot: [Max has just accidentally shot a hole in the plane's controls and the plane is slowly going down]

    [talking to the plane]

    Pilot: Come on baby, stay with me, stay with me!

    Max: Shit! Fuck!

    Squid: Shiiiit!

    Max: [the plane is now right above the water] FUUUUUCK!

  • Pilot: [from recording] Albuquerque Center, Albuquerque Center, this is Air Force 561

    Control: Go ahead, 561.

    Pilot: My air hose is coming apart like it's dissolving!

    Control: 561, can you...

    Pilot: Everything made of rubber... is coming apart!

    Pilot: [gasp] I... I feel funny.

  • Peter Maguire: Looks like the moon on a bad day.

    Pilot: Looks like money to me!

    [flying over the clearcut]

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