Pilot Quotes in The Transporter (2002)
Pilot Quotes:
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Frank Martin: I'd like to do some sight-seeing.
Pilot: This plane isn't for tourists.
[Frank pulls out gun]
Frank Martin: I'm not a tourist.
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Pilot: Excuse me, Captain. This may seem silly, but - can you fly?
Harry Callahan: Nope. Never even had a lesson.
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Robert: Turn this thing around.
Pilot: I've got a may-day, I'm trying to keep us in the air!
Robert: I said turn around and take him out now!
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[an F-14 pilot is reporting the identity of a pair of enemy planes to Captain Yelland over the radio]
Captain Yelland: Alert 1 this is Eagle 1, what've you got?
Pilot: Two Japanese Zeroes, sir.
Captain Yelland: Two what?
Pilot: Two Trophy Class Mitsubishi A6Ms in original condition, complete with all markings. I mean, they look brand new sir!
Captain Yelland: Have you been spotted?
Pilot: Negative, we're right in the sun at their 6 o'clock high.
Captain Yelland: Stay in visual contact, take no action without clearance.
Pilot: Wilco Eagle 1, out.
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[one of the F-14's barely dodges a burst of gunfire from one of the Zeroes]
Pilot: Why the hell are we playing with these guys?
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Pilot: [the Corsair is inbound to the Nimitz before the first time storm] Nimitz, this is 412, I have an unsafe hook indicator, over.
Air Boss: 412, roger unsafe hook. Recycle your hook.
Pilot: Negative, I've tried that.
Air Ops Officer: 412, your transmission's poor, say your fuel state.
Air Boss: [over the intercom to the bridge] Captain, Boss, that Corsair's in real trouble, can't get his tailhook down. I think we better take him in the barricade.
Captain Yelland: Rig it!
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Pilot: Lieutenant, you guys are incredible. Thank you.
Curran: There's no reason to thank us because we don't exist. You never saw us. This never happened.
Hawkins: One more thing: you're welcome.
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[on an airborne helicopter]
pilot: Mr. Delvecchio, I've got Mr. Ramsey on the line.
Sly Delvecchio: Oh. Well, I guess we can't tell him I stepped out, now can we?
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[In the briefing room]
Cdr. Camparelli: "Movie officer, what's the film tonite?"
Pilot: "They Shoot horses, Don't They, Sir!"
Cdr. Camparelli: "Any skin?"
Pilot: "No Sir."
Cdr. Camparelli: "Cancel it!"
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Laura Franklin: Sky Atlantic 62, Phoenix Tower. Captain, you need to do a 360.
Pilot: Damn it tower, do you know it costs this airline two grand in fuel every time we circle?
Laura Franklin: Sky Atlantic 62, give me four thousand dollars worth...
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Pilot: There's a cease-fire. Can't you tell?
Capt. A.J. 'Bugs' Moran: Yeah. We cease, they fire.
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Capt. A.J. 'Bugs' Moran: Six-one-two, this is six. Let them know who we are on the way out
Pilot: Six, this is six-one. I got some rockets left.
Capt. A.J. 'Bugs' Moran: We don't get paid for bringing them home. Leave me some widows behind.
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[After one of the Moon Men is killed while onboard Cody's Rocket.]
Joan: What are they going to to with him?
Pilot: It's just like a burial at sea, Joan. He'll just float around and around.
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[first lines]
Pilot: We will be arriving in a few moments now.
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[first lines]
Native Boy: [finding his ailing mother] Ma? Ma? Ma?
Kimball: [to approaching plane] Strike Leader, coordinates follow.
Pilot: Copy tower, coordinates received. Strike Leader out.
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Pilot: Have you ever flown before?
Sulu: Oh, here and there!
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Liam Devlin: [to the pilot] How do I jump out of this thing?
Pilot: Undo your safety belt. I turn the aircraft upside down, you drop out.
Liam Devlin: [turning to Steiner] Has it occurred to you that piece of paper you keep waving about could just be a clever forgery?
Colonel Kurt Steiner: Why don't you fly to Berchestgarden and ask him yourself?
Liam Devlin: Oh, let's not bother the man!
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Pilot: Get the hell out of the cockpit!
Butt-head: Huh huh, you said...
Pilot: Now!
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Capt. Dooley: Tell them we're in a jam. Loosen up and lose some altitude. We're turning North West until we run out of gas.
Pilot: But if we go North West Captain, we'll fly right off the map. It says "unchartered" up that way.
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Pilot: The dummy's a blasted existentialist!
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[first lines]
Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to begin our descent into Los Angeles. The sound you just heard is the landing gear locking into place. Los Angeles weather is clear; temperature is 72. We expect to make our 4 hour and 18 minute flight on schedule. We have enjoyed having you on board, and look forward to seeing you again in the near future.
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[first lines]
Dylan Mee: My dad is a writer who specialized in adventure.
Benjamin Mee: This is Benjamin Mee. I am surrounded by hundreds, probably thousands of killer bees. If I wasn't wearing this suit, I would be dead in an instant.
Dylan Mee: He interviewed dangerous dictators.
Hugo Chavez: Take this message to that American cowboy. We already gave a 10 billion dollar oil credit to China. Swallow that, Mr. Danger!
Benjamin Mee: What's your favorite movie?
Hugo Chavez: Toy Story.
[to his staff]
Hugo Chavez: The first one or the second one?
Segundo: The second.
Dylan Mee: He even flew into the center of Hurricane Charley.
Benjamin Mee: [shouting over air noise] How far are we from the eye?
Pilot: About two minutes. This hurricane, sir, Charley is really kneading us well, sir.
Benjamin Mee: Tell me when it gets severe!
Dylan Mee: He knew the ins and outs of strange and exotic adventure, backwards and forwards. But nothing prepared him for this one.
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Tony Giardino: [the pilot is asleep] What are you doing? Wake up!
Pilot: Ooooh man! I was having an amazing dream!
Tony Giardino: I don't care about your dream! Land the plane!
Pilot: I was just born, and... I was eight-and-a-half months premature. The doctors were freakin' out.
Tony Giardino: Oh please, shut up!
Pilot: Did I already tell you this dream?
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[Tony is riding in a plane at night in a storm]
Tony Giardino: Hey listen. How long is it gonna take us to get there?
Pilot: It shouldn't take very long.
[pause]
Pilot: Actually I have no concept of time.
Tony Giardino: Geez, is this dangerous?
Pilot: No. Well, you know there's chance in everything.
Tony Giardino: Look I don't wanna get too personal or anything but you've done this before, right?
Pilot: Oh yeah, yeah. I do this all the time.
[pause]
Pilot: I've never done it at night.
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Tony Giardino: How the hell do you even know if you're going in the right direction?
Pilot: Instruments, instruments!
Tony Giardino: Oh yeah? Yeah? What's that?
[points to an instrument]
Pilot: That's the artificial horizon, which is better than the actual horizon.
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Pilot: What place is this?
Farmer: Liberty Corner's.
Pilot: Where's that?
Farmer: Thirty-five miles from New York.
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[first lines]
Caleb: How long until we get to his estate?
Pilot: [laughs] We've been flying over his estate for the past 2 hours.
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Pilot: Mike Durant, we won't leave you behind.
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Pilot: [over the P.A] Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? This is the Captain speaking. We have developed electrical problems, and we have to land immediately. There is a Soviet military airfield about 75 miles from here...
Anne Wyatt: [half asleep] Where are we? Are we landing?
[Kolya runs to the lavatory to destroy his identity papers]
Anne Wyatt: Where are you going?
Nikolai 'Kolya' Rodchenko: What do you mean? We're landing in Russia!
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Max Klein: Did you hear that?
Jeff Gordon: Max, this is a very important meeting. I need you to calm down. I need you to be with me. All right? God, you're such a neurotic.
[pause]
Max Klein: Something's not right.
[an explosion rocks the cabin, and the passengers scream]
Max Klein: Oh shit!
Pilot: [over the P.A., frantically] This is your Captain. Please return to your seats, put your tray tables up and fasten your seatbelts.
Flight Attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, please be sure to fasten your seatbelts tightly around your waist! The flight attendants will be coming by to collect all your trays!
[the cabin shakes heavily, bags drop from the overhead compartments]
Passenger #2: Is everything okay?
Flight Attendant: We're just fine. We just hit a little unexpected turbulence.
Pilot: [over the P.A., calmly] This is your Captain speaking.
Passenger #1: I don't think this is turbulence!
Pilot: We're experiencing problems with our hydraulic system.
Max Klein: The hydraulics!
Jeff Gordon: What?
Max Klein: [screaming] He can't steer! We're going down!
[the plane starts spiraling down]
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[first lines]
Pilot: L.A., this is Flight 734. We need a runway 26L.
Controller: Roger that, 734. You're clear on 26L.
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Pilot: [Max has just accidentally shot a hole in the plane's controls and the plane is slowly going down]
[talking to the plane]
Pilot: Come on baby, stay with me, stay with me!
Max: Shit! Fuck!
Squid: Shiiiit!
Max: [the plane is now right above the water] FUUUUUCK!
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Pilot: [from recording] Albuquerque Center, Albuquerque Center, this is Air Force 561
Control: Go ahead, 561.
Pilot: My air hose is coming apart like it's dissolving!
Control: 561, can you...
Pilot: Everything made of rubber... is coming apart!
Pilot: [gasp] I... I feel funny.
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Peter Maguire: Looks like the moon on a bad day.
Pilot: Looks like money to me!
[flying over the clearcut]
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