Pike Quotes in The A-Team (2010)

Lynch: So Morrison's dead, Smith and his team are dead. Another fifteen minutes or so we'll locate those engraving plates.

Pike: This is you gloating?

Lynch: No, this is me beating you. After you burned me. We had a deal, remember?

Pike: Not you and me.

Lynch: You, me and Morrison.

Pike: Not you and me directly.

Lynch: And you two colluded and cut me out?

Pike: [Kyle, Lynch's agent, is preparing to shoot Pike] Hey, what are you doing?

Lynch: Are we going to do this in the car? He's going to do it?

Pike: [Kyle drops the silencer] Way to go, that's brilliant right there.

Pike: What are you doing? What is he doing? Jesus.

Lynch: How's it going Kyle, are you all right?

Agent Kyle: I'm good.

Pike: Brother, you are far from good. What are you doing?

[Kyle fumbling with the silencer]

Pike: It's a suppressor, counter clockwise. You're holding a gun like that? You've held a gun like that before and you're still here? That's amazing. Jesus, hey, final request - don't let this guy shoot me please.

Lynch: Okay, this was not well thought out.

Pike: No shit? I mean I gotta teach you how to kill me, hey, do me a favor, all right? Put the barrel, put the gun flush to my head.

Agent Kyle: You sure?

Lynch: Is that going to go right through?

Pike: Before you hurt somebody besides me.

[Overpowers Kyle]

Pike: We're okay. Never cuff a man in a seated position with his hands behind his back, makes it impossible to see the hands.

Lynch: That was cool.

Pike: You liked that?

Lynch: Oh I liked that, I liked that a lot.

[to Kyle]

Lynch: Are you all right, you idiot?

Agent Kyle: Yeah it was a good hit.

Lynch: Please handcuff him.

Pike: We don't need to use them again, we don't need the cuffs. Hey, I didn't burn you, Morrison did.

Pike: We make in a week what you guys make in a year.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Cash don't buy guts, kid. Or brains. And you're short on both.

Pike: [pointing gun at him] Don't take this too personally, but uh, look here. Smile, wait for the flash.

Pike: I like to travel light. Stuff like loyalty doesn't fit in the overhead bins.

Capt. Charisa Sosa: US Military, we got him.

Pike: [surrendering to a squad] Yeah, this is about the right amount of cops.

Capt. Charisa Sosa: That's cute. You're lucky there are people around.

Pike: No sweetheart, you're lucky.

Grueller: Now, I'm a God!

Pike: [stakes him] And now, you're a coat rack.

Pike: I know that guy. *That* is a bad guy. Can we go please?

Pike: Look! Air!

Buffy: Are you okay?

Pike: I can't move my legs.

Buffy: Why?

Pike: 'Cause you're sittin' on them.

Benny: Let me in, Pike. I'm *hungry*!

Pike: Go home, Ben.

Benny: [whining] C'mon I'm hungry.

Pike: You're floating! C'mon, man, get away from here!

Amilyn: Will you be wagging that jaw of yours while I'm biting it off?

Pike: Are you addressing I?

Pike: Buffy, you're the guy. You are the chosen guy.

Buffy: Right. I'm the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping.

Zeph: Where the hell are going?

Pike: I'm leaving man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy.

Zeph: Where the hell I'm I gonna find a mechanic stupid enough to work for my kind of money?

Pike: Seen Benny lately?

Zeph: No. Hey! What, you want me to give him a message?

Pike: You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here. I don't know, something really weird.

Zeph: Hey, what do you want me to do if I see Benny?

Pike: Run.

Buffy: Is that your van?

Pike: Yeah, it was. It's still...

Shambling Vampire: BluaaaahUGH!

Pike: [as Amilyn advances towards Pike] Com'on lefty, you remember what happened the last time you messed with me?

Amilyn: Oh, I remember.

[Lifting Pike off the ground by his shirt collar]

Pike: Shit

[Amilyn throws him]

Sgt. Nathan West: Pike, surrender your sidearm for inspection.

[Pike reaches to give West his gun]

Sgt. Nathan West: What the fuck are you doing? Have you lost your fucking mind?

Pike: Sargent, you told me to...

Sgt. Nathan West: Are you talking? Did you speak to me? Who the fuck told you to speak? A ranger never relinquishes his weapon. If George S. mother fucking Patton rises from his holy grave, and asks you for your weapon, you will not surrender your weapon.

Sgt. Nathan West: Now son, there are people in this world that will kill you for no god damn reason other than something passing through their mind. I hail from Biloxi, Mississippi where vanilla mother fuckers like that used to hang us from trees by our necks on a whim. Now, does that sound like the kind of fucking place you want to god damn grow up?

Pike: Sargent. No, Sargent.

Sgt. Nathan West: [chocking Pike] Are you saying something negative about the Great state of Mississippi?

[repeated line]

Pike: All we got to do is tell the story right.

Pike: The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you'll be kissing tomorrow.

Pike: Hey, check it out, electricity!

Cole Davidson: No, no. No goddamn way am I going down there!

Pike: Yeah right, killer ghost of an eight year old!

Cole Davidson: I'm sorry that you got more balls than any of us do.

Pike: What is that supposed to mean?

Cole Davidson: Hey, relax, I was just kidding. It's always like you guys to take everything the wrong way!

Pike: Guys? Which guys?

Cole Davidson: Hey, y'know, it's cool baby. Your lifestyle is none of my business.

Pike: My lifestyle?

Cole Davidson: It's okay, I mean... I know... I understand... I'm with it, I like chicks too!

Pike: Ha! Did Kimberley tell you I was gay!?

Cole Davidson: Well, ... you know, ... Pike ... Dyke..

Pike: Yeah, and Cole rhymes with Asshole.

Pike: The next time we're being stalked by a serial killer, *don't* go into the basement.

Pike: Thank God I'm an alcoholic.

[first lines]

Pike: [narration] Long before the myths began, it was primitive... unforgiving - but in that vast, limitless space, man had one ally... the horse.

Pike: Maybe your heathen friend got sick or somethin'.

Henry: That wouldn't stop him riding.

Pike: Killed then.

Henry: He rides a god-damned horse like an eagle's wing! No ordinary man's gonna stop him.

Pike: I thought you traded regular with the Comanche.

Henry: Yeah, and I walk in rattlesnake country, too. I'm just careful how I do it.

Pike: I just want to be my own man in my own way. You can't be your own man when you're polishing someone else's boots.

[last lines]

[Pike finds White Bull in his camp with Judith, his bound captive]

Judith: Please... help me!

[White Bull rides out of camp on his majestic white horse. Pike, ignoring Judith's plight, takes off in pursuit, but the Indian escapes]

Pike: Help me... Please, help me.

Pike: Henry? Henry, answer me! Are you spooked or somethin'?

Henry: I've been spooked ever since I left my mother's tit. That's what keeps me from dying.

Pike: Any sign of him?

Henry: Not a fart in the wind.