Pike Quotes in The A-Team (2010)
Pike Quotes:
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Lynch: So Morrison's dead, Smith and his team are dead. Another fifteen minutes or so we'll locate those engraving plates.
Pike: This is you gloating?
Lynch: No, this is me beating you. After you burned me. We had a deal, remember?
Pike: Not you and me.
Lynch: You, me and Morrison.
Pike: Not you and me directly.
Lynch: And you two colluded and cut me out?
Pike: [Kyle, Lynch's agent, is preparing to shoot Pike] Hey, what are you doing?
Lynch: Are we going to do this in the car? He's going to do it?
Pike: [Kyle drops the silencer] Way to go, that's brilliant right there.
Pike: What are you doing? What is he doing? Jesus.
Lynch: How's it going Kyle, are you all right?
Agent Kyle: I'm good.
Pike: Brother, you are far from good. What are you doing?
[Kyle fumbling with the silencer]
Pike: It's a suppressor, counter clockwise. You're holding a gun like that? You've held a gun like that before and you're still here? That's amazing. Jesus, hey, final request - don't let this guy shoot me please.
Lynch: Okay, this was not well thought out.
Pike: No shit? I mean I gotta teach you how to kill me, hey, do me a favor, all right? Put the barrel, put the gun flush to my head.
Agent Kyle: You sure?
Lynch: Is that going to go right through?
Pike: Before you hurt somebody besides me.
[Overpowers Kyle]
Pike: We're okay. Never cuff a man in a seated position with his hands behind his back, makes it impossible to see the hands.
Lynch: That was cool.
Pike: You liked that?
Lynch: Oh I liked that, I liked that a lot.
[to Kyle]
Lynch: Are you all right, you idiot?
Agent Kyle: Yeah it was a good hit.
Lynch: Please handcuff him.
Pike: We don't need to use them again, we don't need the cuffs. Hey, I didn't burn you, Morrison did.
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Pike: We make in a week what you guys make in a year.
Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Cash don't buy guts, kid. Or brains. And you're short on both.
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Pike: [pointing gun at him] Don't take this too personally, but uh, look here. Smile, wait for the flash.
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Pike: I like to travel light. Stuff like loyalty doesn't fit in the overhead bins.
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Capt. Charisa Sosa: US Military, we got him.
Pike: [surrendering to a squad] Yeah, this is about the right amount of cops.
Capt. Charisa Sosa: That's cute. You're lucky there are people around.
Pike: No sweetheart, you're lucky.
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Grueller: Now, I'm a God!
Pike: [stakes him] And now, you're a coat rack.
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Pike: I know that guy. *That* is a bad guy. Can we go please?
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Pike: Look! Air!
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Buffy: Are you okay?
Pike: I can't move my legs.
Buffy: Why?
Pike: 'Cause you're sittin' on them.
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Benny: Let me in, Pike. I'm *hungry*!
Pike: Go home, Ben.
Benny: [whining] C'mon I'm hungry.
Pike: You're floating! C'mon, man, get away from here!
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Amilyn: Will you be wagging that jaw of yours while I'm biting it off?
Pike: Are you addressing I?
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Pike: Buffy, you're the guy. You are the chosen guy.
Buffy: Right. I'm the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping.
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Zeph: Where the hell are going?
Pike: I'm leaving man, I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy.
Zeph: Where the hell I'm I gonna find a mechanic stupid enough to work for my kind of money?
Pike: Seen Benny lately?
Zeph: No. Hey! What, you want me to give him a message?
Pike: You should think about leaving too, man. Sell this place. There's something going on around here. I don't know, something really weird.
Zeph: Hey, what do you want me to do if I see Benny?
Pike: Run.
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Buffy: Is that your van?
Pike: Yeah, it was. It's still...
Shambling Vampire: BluaaaahUGH!
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Pike: [as Amilyn advances towards Pike] Com'on lefty, you remember what happened the last time you messed with me?
Amilyn: Oh, I remember.
[Lifting Pike off the ground by his shirt collar]
Pike: Shit
[Amilyn throws him]
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Sgt. Nathan West: Pike, surrender your sidearm for inspection.
[Pike reaches to give West his gun]
Sgt. Nathan West: What the fuck are you doing? Have you lost your fucking mind?
Pike: Sargent, you told me to...
Sgt. Nathan West: Are you talking? Did you speak to me? Who the fuck told you to speak? A ranger never relinquishes his weapon. If George S. mother fucking Patton rises from his holy grave, and asks you for your weapon, you will not surrender your weapon.
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Sgt. Nathan West: Now son, there are people in this world that will kill you for no god damn reason other than something passing through their mind. I hail from Biloxi, Mississippi where vanilla mother fuckers like that used to hang us from trees by our necks on a whim. Now, does that sound like the kind of fucking place you want to god damn grow up?
Pike: Sargent. No, Sargent.
Sgt. Nathan West: [chocking Pike] Are you saying something negative about the Great state of Mississippi?
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[repeated line]
Pike: All we got to do is tell the story right.
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Pike: The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you'll be kissing tomorrow.
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Pike: Hey, check it out, electricity!
Cole Davidson: No, no. No goddamn way am I going down there!
Pike: Yeah right, killer ghost of an eight year old!
Cole Davidson: I'm sorry that you got more balls than any of us do.
Pike: What is that supposed to mean?
Cole Davidson: Hey, relax, I was just kidding. It's always like you guys to take everything the wrong way!
Pike: Guys? Which guys?
Cole Davidson: Hey, y'know, it's cool baby. Your lifestyle is none of my business.
Pike: My lifestyle?
Cole Davidson: It's okay, I mean... I know... I understand... I'm with it, I like chicks too!
Pike: Ha! Did Kimberley tell you I was gay!?
Cole Davidson: Well, ... you know, ... Pike ... Dyke..
Pike: Yeah, and Cole rhymes with Asshole.
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Pike: The next time we're being stalked by a serial killer, *don't* go into the basement.
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Pike: Thank God I'm an alcoholic.
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[first lines]
Pike: [narration] Long before the myths began, it was primitive... unforgiving - but in that vast, limitless space, man had one ally... the horse.
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Pike: Maybe your heathen friend got sick or somethin'.
Henry: That wouldn't stop him riding.
Pike: Killed then.
Henry: He rides a god-damned horse like an eagle's wing! No ordinary man's gonna stop him.
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Pike: I thought you traded regular with the Comanche.
Henry: Yeah, and I walk in rattlesnake country, too. I'm just careful how I do it.
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Pike: I just want to be my own man in my own way. You can't be your own man when you're polishing someone else's boots.
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[last lines]
[Pike finds White Bull in his camp with Judith, his bound captive]
Judith: Please... help me!
[White Bull rides out of camp on his majestic white horse. Pike, ignoring Judith's plight, takes off in pursuit, but the Indian escapes]
Pike: Help me... Please, help me.
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Pike: Henry? Henry, answer me! Are you spooked or somethin'?
Henry: I've been spooked ever since I left my mother's tit. That's what keeps me from dying.
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Pike: Any sign of him?
Henry: Not a fart in the wind.
-- Pike
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