Pigpen Quotes in Out Cold (2001)

Stumpy: Oh you foolish foolish boys. This is how it all starts. I've seen it all before. I was there. I was there. Yeah! It was called the 80's! Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House, FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bumming in a hole in the wall town in what is now called "Utah". Some fellow from Colorado shows up- starts making all kinds of so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets were running us with lattes!

Rick: No?

Stumpy: Yup!... It got so bad that a fellow that liked to, you know, smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster! Maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, is uncouth, "Against God!" and bad for real estate values. STUMPY HAD TO GOOOO! Richard, be careful what you wish for.

Rick: You got it Stump

Stumpy: Be careful what you wish for!

Rick: I will

Stumpy: Alright?

[slams knife down onto table but into his own hand]

Rick: GOD!

Stumpy: [voice straining] I'm good

Pigpen: [nonchalantly] You better put something on that

Stumpy: [Walks away straining]

Pigpen: Here's what I don't get, alright, is you met this chick and you got freaky-deaky with her and then poof. She disappears. How's there a problem with that?

Eric Montclare: Welcome to your first random drug test!

Pigpen: I don't have to write a test to tell you I do drugs...

Pigpen: [holding Luke's head] Im gonna need a bucket, a paint brush, and ten pounds of salt. Lance, get his pants.

Inga: I was wondering if you can make a kind of drink. It's called... what is the word in English for this...

[rubs her belly-button to signify 'fuzzy navel']

Pigpen: Horny-maker!