Piglet Quotes in Winnie the Pooh (2011)

Piglet: [Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole and Piglet gets a rope - only to cut it up into six pieces] And six! There! Now we can ALL get out!

Pooh: How very thoughtful you are, Piglet.

Rabbit: [loses patience] Good grief! Tie them together, Piglet! Can you tie a knot?

Piglet: I cannot.

Rabbit: Ah, so you CAN knot.

Piglet: No. I cannot knot.

Rabbit: [in disbelief] Not knot?

Pooh: Who's there?

Rabbit: Pooh!

Pooh: Pooh who?

Rabbit: No! Pooh... eh... Piglet, you'll need more than two knots.

Piglet: Not possible.

Owl: Ah, so it IS possible to knot those pieces.

Piglet: Not these pieces!

Pooh: Yes. Knot those pieces.

Piglet: Why not?

Eeyore: 'Cause it's all for naught.

Roo: Tell us more about what Backsons do.

Tigger: Yes, more about what Backsons do.

Owl: More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you?

Tigger: Maybe they make you sleep too late.

Owl: Yes, yes! That's good, that's great!

Eeyore: I bet they're the reason my tail is gone.

Owl: You're on a roll. Go on, go on!

Rabbit: They muddy up your tidy house.

Piglet: Tney make you feel as small as a mouse.

Roo: They break your crayons.

Rabbit: They spill your tea!

Kanga: They wake up babies at one and three.

Eeyore: They made me catch the cold I caught.

Pooh: They made me lose my train of thought.

Tigger: They swipe your stripes.

Piglet: They clog your pipes.

Rabbit: They dig up your garden.

Eeyore: They won't beg your pardon.

Pooh: They eat your snacks.

Piglet: They won't relax!

Rabbit: They chip your tooth!

Kanga: They steal your youth!

Owl: And now you know the horrible truth!

Owl, Tigger, Pooh, Eeyore, Kanga, Roo, Piglet: The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! The Backson! Oh, nooooo!

[Pooh has just fallen into the trap he and Piglet set up, trying to get a honey pot]

Rabbit: Pooh?

Pooh: Oh, hello.

Piglet: [shaking head, amused] Oh, Pooh, you went back for the honey, didn't you? But I told you the pot was empty.

Pooh: Well, I believed you, but my tummy had to check for itself.

Piglet: [Standing on an improvised teeter-totter] Pooh, are you sure this is going to work?

Pooh: Of course, Piglet. Once I get you up in the tree, just hand me the beehive. And then tummy and I will take care of the rest, won't we?

Piglet: Okay, Pooh. I guess you thought this through.

Pooh: Oh, yes, Piglet. Indeed I have.

[He jumps on the teeter-totter, sending Piglet up into the beehive]

Pooh: Oh, bother. I don't remember thinking that through.

Piglet: Um, I'm sorry I messed up the plan, Pooh.

Pooh: Oh, don't worry, Piglet. I shall get you out and we'll try again.

[Walks up the teeter-totter, but it goes down and Pooh can't reach Piglet]

Pooh: Oh, it's no use. Think, think, think. Ah, I know! I'll have you down in just a moment, Piglet.

Piglet: No hurry, Pooh. The bees are quite gentle, as long as there's no sudden movement.

[Pooh hits beehive with stick]

Piglet: Aah! Oh, oh my! Pooh, are you sure that's a good idea?

Pooh: Oh, yes, Piglet.

[hits beehive again]

Piglet: Ah!

Pooh: I'm quite sure.

[continues hitting beehive]

Piglet: Well, you know best, Pooh.

[Pooh continues hitting until the hive falls]

Piglet: Ah! Ow!

Pooh: Oh! There you are.

[the bees swarm out]

Pooh: Oops. New plan, Piglet. Run!

Piglet: Okay!

[Pooh, Rabbit, Owl, Eeyore, Kanga and Roo are trapped in a hole, while Piglet is outside of the hole]

Rabbit: [to Piglet] Go look for something to get us out of here!

Piglet: [hiding under a teacup] B-b-b-b-b-b-but-okay. There m-m-m-might be something over by the pack.

[leaves]

Rabbit: [sighs] Thank goodness one of us is up there. I was worried we'd be stuck here forever.

Piglet: I found something!

[comes back with a flower]

Piglet: Here!

Rabbit: What?

Pooh: Ooh, well, that's a lovely flower, Piglet.

Piglet: Yeah, I thought so, too.

Rabbit: Yes, Piglet, it-it's very nice... perennial. But I think we need something *longer*.

Piglet: Longer? Of course. How silly of me.

[giggles, leaves again and comes back with a big book]

Rabbit: Oh, good thought, Piglet. But you can't possibly think that that's long enough.

Piglet: Oh, yes, it is. Uh, Owl read this to me once and it was certainly the longest thing I'VE ever heard.

[the book falls into the hole and lands on Pooh's head]

Pooh: It's true, Rabbit. It lags a bit in the middle.

Roo: I know. Christopher Robin has a jump rope.

Rabbit: Wait a minute. My gracious, that's it! Piglet, go to Christopher Robin's house.

Pooh: Oh, I see. Yes, Piglet, go and bring some honey.

Rabbit: Yes, bring some honey... Doh! The jump rope, Piglet, the jump rope!

Pooh: With a little honey on the side.

Piglet: You mean all by myself? Through there?

Owl: [Flies out of the pit to Piglet] Yes, Piglet. Through a dark wood fraught with peril, on a mission of life or death. It is a task of great complexity, but I have full confidence that you shall return victorious and rescue us from the abyss. Go forth, Piglet, and we shall await your return, for weeks if necessary.

[Flies back down, as everyone looks astonished]

Rabbit: Owl!

Owl: What?

Rabbit: I can't believe... how wonderful that speech was!

Pooh: I can't, either.

Eeyore: Moved me to tears.

Piglet: [him and ballon are sat on by Tigger] I c-c-cant b-b-b-breathe.

Tigger: Oops!

[picks Piglet and balloon up]

Tigger: Sorry about that little guy, didn't mean to scare you like that.

[last lines]

Piglet: Pooh and Piglet Corner.

Winnie the Pooh: Yes, Piglet. It's the least we could do for a very small Piglet who's done such very big things. Thank you, Piglet.

Piglet: [after being bathed by Kanga] Oh my goodness!

Winnie the Pooh: We'll build Eeyore a house of his own.

Piglet: That's a wonderful idea Pooh.

Piglet: Don't worry, Eeyore. I put up a sign so you'll always know where it is. See?

Eeyore: Pooh Corner. Nice.

Piglet: [about Eeyore's house] It's wonderful!

Piglet: [from trailer] It's me!

Piglet: Pooh, for a bear of very little brain, you sure are a smart one.

Winnie the Pooh: Thank you, Piglet.

Narrator: Now, Piglet lived in the middle of the forest in a very grand house in the middle of a beech tree. And Piglet loved it very much.

Piglet: Whew, yes. Whoops. You see, it's been in the family a long time. It belonged to my grandfather.

Piglet: [pointing to sign] Oh, that's his name up there. "Trespassers Will." That's short for "Trespassers William."

Narrator: Trespassers William?

Piglet: Yes. And Grandma, oh, she called him T.W. That's even shorter.

Piglet: I don't mind the leaves that are leaving, it's the leaves that are coming.

Winnie the Pooh: Happy "Winds-day", Piglet.

Piglet: [being blown away] Well... it isn't... very happy... f-for me.

Winnie the Pooh: Where are you going, Piglet?

Piglet: That's what I'm asking myself, where?

[the wind lifts him up]

Piglet: W-Whoops! P-P-P-Pooh!

Winnie the Pooh: [grabbing Piglet's scarf] And what do you think you will answer yourself?

Winnie the Pooh: I sure like bouncing. Wasn't that fun, Piglet?

Piglet: Y-yes, but the best part is when it stops.

Narrator: Well, in the next chapter, there's a great deal of bouncing.

Piglet: There is? Oh. I-I have something I forgot to do today, and I shan't be able to do tomorrow, so I 'spose I have to go back and do it n-now. Good-bye, Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh: Good-bye, Piglet. Now, is the next chapter all about me?

Narrator: No, it's mostly about Tigger.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, bother.

Narrator: But you're in it.

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, good. What will I be doing?

Narrator: Well, Pooh, you'll be sitting in your Thoughtful Spot, thinking as usual.

Owl: This is just a mild spring zephyr compared to the big wind of '67. Or was it, uh, '76? Oh, well, no matter. Oh, I remember the big blow well.

Piglet: I'll remember this one, too.

Owl: It was the year my Aunt Clara went to visit her cousin. Now, her cousin was not only gifted on the glockenspiel, but being a screech owl, also sang soprano in the London Opera.

Winnie the Pooh: [as Piglet shoves a honey pot into his face; muffled] Thank you, Piglet.

Owl: You see, her constant praticing so unnerved my aunt that she laid a seagull egg by mistake. Oooooohhhhhh!

Winnie the Pooh: Look, look, Piglet. There's something in that tree over there.

Piglet: Is it one of the f-f-fiercer animals?

Tigger: Halloo!

Winnie the Pooh: Yes. It's a "jagular."

Piglet: W-What do "jagulars" d-do, Pooh?

Winnie the Pooh: Well, "jagulars" always call,

[drops Piglet]

Winnie the Pooh: "Halloo!" And when you look up, they drop on you.

Piglet: I'm looking *down*, P-P-Pooh.

Owl: [Reciting the letter] Dear Tigger, just a note to say:...

Kanga: ...dress warmly...

Winnie The Pooh: ...eat well...

Piglet: ...stay safe and sound...

Eeyore: ...keep smiling...

Roo: We're always there for you.

Owl: Signed

Everyone: Your family.

Piglet: Pooh Bear's been up in that tree an awful long time don't you think?

Eeyore: Most likely he's stuck. Been known to happen.

Piglet: Oh dear. Then i'd better climb up there and see if he's all right.

Tigger: Now that's out of the way who's ready for some bouncing?

Rabbit: What is it with you and bouncing? Just look at my rock remover! Everything's ruined and all you can think about is bouncing!

Tigger: But that's what Tiggers do best.

Eeyore: Exactly. Unlike us.

Kanga: I'm afraid he's right dear.

Piglet: We really don't bounce like Tiggers because um...

Winnie The Pooh: We're not Tiggers.