Pietro Maximoff Quotes in Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

[repeated line]

Pietro Maximoff: You didn't see that coming?

Pietro Maximoff: [speeding off with Wanda] Keep up, old man!

Clint Barton: [Draws his bow and points it at Pietro's back] Nobody would know. Nobody. "The last I saw him, Ultron was sitting on him. Uh... yeah, he'll be missed. That quick little bastard. I miss him already..."

[Jogs after them]

Pietro Maximoff: [to Sokovian police officers] We're under attack! Clear the city! Now!

Pietro Maximoff: [None of the officers listen, Pietro comes speeding back in with a machine gun and shoots it at the ceiling] Get off your asses.

Steve Rogers: The next wave's gonna hit any minute. What have you got, Stark?

Tony Stark: Well, nothing great. Maybe a way to blow up the city. That'll keep it from impacting the surface if you guys can get clear.

Steve Rogers: I asked for a solution, not an escape plan.

Tony Stark: Impact radius is getting bigger every second. We're going to have to make a choice.

Natasha Romanoff: Cap, these people are going nowhere. If Stark finds a way to blow this rock...

Steve Rogers: Not 'til everyone's safe.

Natasha Romanoff: Everyone up here versus everyone down there? There's no math there.

Steve Rogers: I'm not leaving this rock with one civilian on it.

Natasha Romanoff: I didn't say we should leave.

Natasha Romanoff: [Steve turns to look at her] There's worse ways to go. Where else am I gonna get a view like this?

Nick Fury: [Cap and Natasha hear Fury's voice] Glad you like the view, Romanoff. It's about to get better.

Nick Fury: [Helicarrier shows up] Nice, right? I pulled her out of mothballs with a couple of old friends. She's dusty, but she'll do.

Steve Rogers: Fury, you son of a bitch.

Nick Fury: Oooh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Maria Hill: Altitude is eighteen thousand and climbing.

Specialist Cameron Klein: Lifeboats secure to deploy. Disengage in three, two... take 'em out.

Pietro Maximoff: [They watch the lifeboats fly in towards Sokovia] This is SHIELD?

Steve Rogers: This is what SHIELD's supposed to be.

Pietro Maximoff: This is not so bad.

Steve Rogers: Let's load 'em up.

Pietro Maximoff: They told me you control metal.

Erik Lehnsherr: "They"?

Pietro Maximoff: You know, my mom once knew a guy who could do that.

[Erik looks a little worried]

Logan: We need your help, Peter.

Pietro Maximoff: With what?

Logan: Breaking into a highly secured facility and get someone out.

Pietro Maximoff: Prison break? That's illegal, you know?

Logan: [Looks around and sees the items Peter has obviously stolen] Only if you get caught.

Erik Lehnsherr: We have fifteen seconds before the door open, and then guards will come through that door.

Pietro Maximoff: Should be fun. I'm holding you so you won't get whiplash.

Erik Lehnsherr: What?

Pietro Maximoff: Whip... lash.

Pietro Maximoff: Do you know karate?

Erik Lehnsherr: I don't know karate. But I know crazy.

Pietro Maximoff: [note to Eric] Mind the glass.

[smashes the glass surrounding Eric's cell]

Pietro Maximoff: [outside Xavier's plane] I saw your flight plan in the cockpit. Why are you going to Paris?

[Hank and Charles exchange amused glances]