Phillip Brainard Quotes in Flubber (1997)

Phillip Brainard: I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level.

Phillip Brainard: If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.

Phillip Brainard: Weebo - - I've just solved all our problems!

Weebo: [showing an image of Dumbo on her display screen] I'm all ears.

[after two of Brainard's balls hit Smith and Wesson while testing the Flubber, the bowling ball knocks the cap off a tank of a compressed gas]

Phillip Brainard: [high-pitched voice] This definitely has applications in the field of sports. Ho, ho, ho! Yes!

[Brainard and Reynolds are visiting Hoenicker to discuss the Flubber]

Chester Hoenicker: You came to repay your loan?

Phillip Brainard: No.

Chester Hoenicker: I know you didn't. I was just having a little fun.

Phillip Brainard: I'm here to sell you the Flubber.

Chester Hoenicker: You been to your house recently?

Phillip Brainard: Yes.

Chester Hoenicker: Do I really need to buy it?

Phillip Brainard: Flubber's a very quixotic substance. It's very difficult to handle. Have you tried to do anything with it?

Chester Hoenicker: My man is working on it. It won't be a problem.

Phillip Brainard: Well, I could make it a lot easier for you. If you give us a 30 day extension on the loan, I'll tell you everything I know... and make you a great deal of Flubber.

Chester Hoenicker: I'll give you the 30 days, and after that you give me two years. Whatever you come up with over the next two years is mine.

Sara Reynolds: That's not fair.

Chester Hoenicker: Shop somewhere else, lady.

Phillip Brainard: Sara. Sara. I'll do it.