Phillip Altman Quotes in This Is Where I Leave You (2014)
Phillip Altman Quotes:
Phillip Altman: Sometimes I think you're too good for me.
Tracy Sullivan: Don't be silly, I'm definitely too good for you.
Phillip Altman: Dad was a stoner?
Judd Altman: No, it was probably medicinal.
Phillip Altman: It always is.
Judd Altman: I'm gonna have to forgive her for the sake of that kid, aren't I?
Phillip Altman: Well, I'm no expert... but I think you're gonna have to make much larger sacrifices down the road.
Phillip Altman: Sorry I'm late
Judd Altman: You're a dick.
Phillip Altman: Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
Judd Altman: Your shirt is on inside out.
Phillip Altman: That, I did not know
Quinn Altman: Hi Phillip
Phillip Altman: Quinn. I always knew there was something of a cold hearted slut in you
Quinn Altman: It takes one to know one.
Phillip Altman: TouchÃ©, Pussycat.
Judd Altman: What's the matter with you. Do you ever think before you speak?
Phillip Altman: No, that would take all the fun out of it.
Phillip Altman: Boner is a man of God now. I see Mom's new tits are present and accounted for
Phillip Altman: I'm not selling you my shares. That's what I'm trying to tell you. I want to run the store with you.
Paul Altman: How exactly do you think you can add to the business?
Phillip Altman: I can help you grow it. New locations, and, and expanded lines. What?
Paul Altman: The only thing you've ever grown is weed.
Hillary Altman: And he was very good at it.
Paul Altman: Judd dated Annie for 6 months, I've been married to her for 6 years. At what point are you going to stop being an asshole about it.
Phillip Altman: I don't know, maybe at the point it stops bugging the shit out of you.
Phillip Altman: Ah, well, we would be partners actually, after I bought Judd's shares.
Paul Altman: Buy? Little brother, you can't even buy a suit.
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