Phillip Altman Quotes in This Is Where I Leave You (2014)


Phillip Altman Quotes:

  • Phillip Altman: Sometimes I think you're too good for me.

    Tracy Sullivan: Don't be silly, I'm definitely too good for you.

  • Phillip Altman: Dad was a stoner?

    Judd Altman: No, it was probably medicinal.

    Phillip Altman: It always is.

  • Judd Altman: I'm gonna have to forgive her for the sake of that kid, aren't I?

    Phillip Altman: Well, I'm no expert... but I think you're gonna have to make much larger sacrifices down the road.

  • Phillip Altman: Sorry I'm late

    Judd Altman: You're a dick.

    Phillip Altman: Yeah, tell me something I don't know.

    Judd Altman: Your shirt is on inside out.

    Phillip Altman: That, I did not know

  • Quinn Altman: Hi Phillip

    Phillip Altman: Quinn. I always knew there was something of a cold hearted slut in you

    Quinn Altman: It takes one to know one.

    Phillip Altman: Touché, Pussycat.

  • Judd Altman: What's the matter with you. Do you ever think before you speak?

    Phillip Altman: No, that would take all the fun out of it.

  • Phillip Altman: Boner is a man of God now. I see Mom's new tits are present and accounted for

  • Phillip Altman: I'm not selling you my shares. That's what I'm trying to tell you. I want to run the store with you.

    Paul Altman: How exactly do you think you can add to the business?

    Phillip Altman: I can help you grow it. New locations, and, and expanded lines. What?

    Paul Altman: The only thing you've ever grown is weed.

    Hillary Altman: And he was very good at it.

  • Paul Altman: Judd dated Annie for 6 months, I've been married to her for 6 years. At what point are you going to stop being an asshole about it.

    Phillip Altman: I don't know, maybe at the point it stops bugging the shit out of you.

  • Phillip Altman: Ah, well, we would be partners actually, after I bought Judd's shares.

    Paul Altman: Buy? Little brother, you can't even buy a suit.

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