Philippe Quotes in Only the Strong (1993)

Philippe: You just made it your dayem business.

D'Artagnan: You've suffered enough. You can be King, or you can be free. Which is it?

Philippe: Take me to where the Crown of France is to be found.

[Last lines]

Princess Maria Theresa: He was a brave man. France will always need brave men.

Philippe: And brave women to remind them of their duty. God save France!

Philippe: [as Louis] I became King on my fifth birthday. By my sixth I learned not to offer encouragement. Sooner or later everyone comes to me.

Philippe: [as Louis] A king fears tradition more than he does assassination. There is a chance for me to escape assassination but not tradition. It's one of the unfortunate things connected with being King.

Philippe: There is one law in life, my brother, that not even a king can escape... the law of retribution!

Philippe: [Seeing that D'Artagnan is wouded] Are you hurt?

D'Artagnan: Always remember to lick your wounds after the battle.

Philippe: [as Louis in the torture chamber] I know how well you love complete power, Fouquet, but you will never know complete power until you are obeyed in a place like this.

Philippe: [as Louis] So they don't like the salt tax? DOUBLE IT!

Philippe: Thank you my friend. I appreciate everything you've done for me.

Colbert: I hope France will appreciate everything you've done for her.

Philippe: [In his cell] I hope you bring me liberty.

Colbert: More than liberty, I bring you opportunity.

Philippe: All I need is opportunity.

Philippe: My true disability is not having to be in a wheel chair. It's having to be without her.

Philippe: Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?

Driss: I don't know, it's a business?

Philippe: No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind

Driss: Where do you find a paraplegic?

Philippe: I don't know.

Driss: Where you leave him.

Philippe: [Driss shaves François beard turning into a weird mustache] Oh, it's awful.

[moments later, it's turned into a old-fashioned mustache]

Philippe: I look like my grandpa.

Driss: Okay. Let me shave the rest off.

Philippe: [François now has a Hitler mustache] No, come on.

Driss: That's not funny, no?

Philippe: Don't you mean "nein"?

[does a German gibberish, they both laugh later on]

Driss: 100 euros says I can lose them.

Philippe: You're on.

Philippe: Hope well and have well.

Driss: So if you have red ears, it means you're turned on?

Philippe: That's it. Sometimes I even wake up with hard lobes.

[Both laugh]

Driss: Both of them?

[They laugh even harder]

[Orchestra plays next symphony]

Driss: Isn't it Tom and Jerry?

Philippe: [resisting to laugh] Tom and Jerry. What a rascal. Help.

Driss: Can't the motivation sign for you?

Philippe: No no no, Magalie can't do that.

Driss: It's a shame. She could have dropped in her number as well.

Philippe: [teasing] What's the matter, you're dealing with the stockings, you have a cute little earring, I think it's coherent.

Driss: Easy on the sass, alright.

[Philippe laughs]

[while Driss is shaving Philippe, the razor near his jugular]

Philippe: A quick cut would settle it.

Driss: You're in great shape. I love it.

Philippe: I'm pregnant.

Grandier: And so it ends.

Marcello: You should do a special menu. "A dinner offered by four Burgundian gentlemen to three nice Canterbury whores!"

Philippe: Ah, so they're whores, eh?

Michel: What did you expect?

Philippe: I've got a great menu idea. "The Whore Menu"! A sauté of fat and lean given by four gourmand gourmets, epicures for three young ladies, in twelve courses.

Marcello: That's it.

Philippe: Crayfish à la Mozart on a bed of rice à la Sully, with Sauce Aurora.

Marcello: Not bad.

[there are two sets of brothers, a brother from one set has unknowingly spoken to a brother from another set when their actual brothers arrive]

Philippe: How did you get here so fast?

Pierre: I took a secret passageway.

Charles: How did you get here so fast?

Claude: I took a secret passage.

Philippe: Time destroys everything.

[First lines]

Philippe: You want me to say it? Time destroys everything.

Pablo: [Talking to Cecile and Phillipe at the bar] You two are not drunk on anything. Very bad. To live, you must be drunk on something... uh, love, money, success, failure, even whiskey, but *something*!

Cecile: You may be drunk, but you're right!

Pablo: Of course I'm right, I'm rich... or maybe it's the other way around.

Cecile: [giggling] You always have such a good time.

Pablo: Always. Except when I'm home in America. Not *North* America...

Philippe: *South* America!

Pablo: You tell someone you are rich and from America, and they *always* think you are from Texas!

Philippe: I am confused. You know what I'd like to do?

Cecile: What?

Philippe: I'd like to go someplace alone with you and get very drunky-poo.

Cecile: Phillipe, you'll be a credit to your mother yet.

Philippe: Just play and keep your dicks in your pants.

Philippe: Have you looked at yourself?

Caroline: HE does the job of looking at me!