Philip Emmenthal Quotes in 8 ½ Women (1999)

Philip Emmenthal: How many directors do you think use films to fulfill their sexual fantasies?

Storey Emmenthal: Most of them, I think.

Philip Emmenthal: Looking at my father's prick; I think that's what got me to study engineering... Watching his Eiffel Tower, his Empire State building, perhaps it's what made me a good engineer. The penis, if you think about it, is the greatest engineering feature imaginable... Hydraulics, compression, propulsion, heat sensibility... It has practically EVERY engineering characteristic. Towers, low bridges, rocket ships... there's no man-made engineering structure to match it. My father's anatomy instructed my career.

Philip Emmenthal: I like sleeping. You were conceived in this bed.

Storey Emmenthal: You weren't sleeping then.

Philip Emmenthal: No... but I have a feeling your mother was.

Philip Emmenthal: I never go to the cinema. I can't stand sitting in the dark with strangers, all of us obliged to share the same emotional experiences... it's too intimate. I like to be emotional in private.

Philip Emmenthal: Then she says: "How do you want to do it? From the front? Or from behind?" And I say: "A little from the front, and a lot from behind." "Do you want to do it in the garden or by the pool? Or do you want me to lie in the grass?" she says. I say: "Yes." "Or do you want me perhaps to stand?" she says. "Yes," I say. "Or do you want me to sit with my heels in the air?" "Yes," I say. "Yes to what?" she says. "Yes to every thing," I say. "Then I will," she says. And she does, just like that. My God!

Storey Emmenthal: Don't earthquakes make you feel very excited indeed?

Philip Emmenthal: No... emphatically, no.

Storey Emmenthal: It's the ultimate chance event! In this country, you know they are coming, but nobody - absolutely nobody - no expert, no geologist, no public relations man, no politician knows when. No predictions. No given advantages. Amazing. Besides, what about mother?

Beryl: I have one important responsibility I cannot relinquish... I have a pig...

Philip Emmenthal: A pig?

Beryl: Horses and pigs always gets along... they are intelligent animals and likes one another's company.

Philip Emmenthal: Can you... can you ride a pig?

Beryl: Hortense is far too dignified to be ridden. However, Hortense and I have a relationship, which you might find unusual, beyond mere affection. I have no intentions of breaking this relationship. Neither does Hortense.

Philip Emmenthal: Well... as long as I don't get too jealous and you both take a bath after that, I can't say that it'd be any difficult.

Philip Emmenthal: You aren't... gay, are you?

Storey Emmenthal: No... well, I love my own cock well enough, but I've never had enough enthusiasm for anyone else's.

[referring to the house]

Storey Emmenthal: I thought you had this re-decorated?

Philip Emmenthal: It was your mother's idea... but don't change the subject. How come you haven't got plans to marry?

Storey Emmenthal: Perhaps because I'm much in love with my prick to share it permanently. And that's probably your fault.

Philip Emmenthal: My fault?

Storey Emmenthal: Since I was eight years old, you put that big mirror on my wardrobe's door; and I wanted to be double jointed so I could kiss my cock goodnight before I went to sleep.

Philip Emmenthal: All this narcissism is rather boring, isn't it? Find yourself a woman. Get someone else to kiss your cock for you.

Storey Emmenthal: Let's go to a hotel.

Philip Emmenthal: No... it's to far away from her and she might want me...

Storey Emmenthal: How is that possible?

Philip Emmenthal: I might want her... you've never slept with a corpse, I take it.

[singing]

Philip Emmenthal: I'd like to get you on a slow boat to China...

Storey Emmenthal, Philip Emmenthal: All to myself... alone... Get you and keep you... in my arms evermore... leaving all your lovers weeping on a far away shore.

Philip Emmenthal: When I was young I hated my body because it was so thin... now I try not to look at it too much because it's so old. There perhaps might have been just six months when I felt comfortable with it; when I discovered alcohol for the first time and learnt to drive and was fattening out and had just met your mother.

Philip Emmenthal: You have no right to be jealous of a woman who wants to be more of a woman by watching a man dressed up as a woman.

Simato: [previous to signing a deal] Naked! So I can see no pranks and ruses!

Philip Emmenthal: What quaint English... they make an unpredictable linguistic duo.

Storey Emmenthal: Imagine a world without a fixed point.

Philip Emmenthal: I can - your mother is dead.

Philip Emmenthal: Imagine a world where nothing is stable. In the West, we have three moving elements: Air, Fire, Water... but at least we can depend on the fourth.

Philip Emmenthal: [reacting to the death of Mio] It's like Shelley. Like Werther. Like a Japanese Ophelia. Like a beautiful Oriental Lady in the Lake.

Storey Emmenthal: I'm thinking of making a film... about all this: our experiences.

Philip Emmenthal: Why make a film when you can live it? Most films are about people longing for something that they haven't got, and what they haven't got is sex and happiness... and we've got both. Or at least... I have.