Phil Winslow Quotes in Marmaduke (2010)

Marmaduke: [Ending scene, going to sleep with Phil and Debbie again]

[Whispering]

Marmaduke: Wait for it... Wait for it...

[Marmaduke farts loudly]

Phil Winslow: Oh, Marmaduke!

Debbie Winslow: Marmaduke!

Phil Winslow: What did you eat?

Carlos: Man, you got a serious problem.

Marmaduke: [laughs] It never gets old.

Marmaduke: [Laying down in bed with Phil and Debbie] Wait for it... Wait for it...

[Marmaduke farts loudly]

Phil Winslow, Debbie Winslow: Marmaduke!

Phil Winslow: What did you eat?

Debbie Winslow: Ew!

Marmaduke: [Chuckles] I know it's juvenile, but it's all I've got. So there you have it. Day in the life of old Marmaduke here.

Debbie Winslow: This is really bad.

Marmaduke: Guys, I am sorry. T-that was - that was a little much, even for me. Bad Marmaduke. All right, enough. Lights out.

Phil Winslow: Come on, I feel like we're forgetting something.

Debbie Winslow: We have everything, but the furniture and the dog.

Phil Winslow: Look at him, he's just sitting there.

Debbie Winslow: I know.

Phil Winslow: You think he'll be okay here alone?

Debbie Winslow: I think he'll be fine. He's got food and water, and I'm having Laura from down the street look in on him.

Phil Winslow: Right, right. I mean what's the worst that could happen? He has a party? Invite his girlfriend over?

Marmaduke: [after they left the house] Yes and... yes!