Phil Kaufman Quotes in Grand Theft Parsons (2003)

Phil Kaufman: What the hell are you doing?

Larry Oster-Berg: The steering lock is on!

Phil Kaufman: Well, turn it off.

Larry Oster-Berg: I can't. He's got the key!

Phil Kaufman: So we can escape, but we can only drive in a circle.

Larry Oster-Berg: Yes!

Phil Kaufman: We'll be goin' now that your sign is no longer impeding our forward progress.

Larry Oster-Berg: Tell me we have not stolen a real person.

Phil Kaufman: Look, the place I get the coffins from probably hasn't filed a report yet. It will be sorted out within the hour. Trust me.

Larry Oster-Berg: Hoo! I'm overflowing with trust for you, man. I feel this overwhelming feeling of trust every time I look at you!