Phil Deedle Quotes in Meet the Deedles (1998)
Phil Deedle Quotes:
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Major Flower: But even a skinny squirrel would make a nice fur jock-strap.
Phil Deedle: Well that makes sense...
Stew Deedle: Since squirrels hide nuts! Thank you! I'll be here all week!
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[last lines]
Stew Deedle, Phil Deedle: Surf Wyoming!
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Phil Deedle: No Brakes Bud.
Stew Deedle: Old Joke Bud.
Phil Deedle: No Joke Bud.
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Phil Deedle: You had cake?
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Phil Deedle: Whoah, take it down 1000 Stew-man!
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Phil Deedle: Climber! Pull my finger!
Stew Deedle: [pulls]
Phil Deedle: [farts]
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[Major Flower has already picked up the Deedles and is driving them to camp]
Phil Deedle: [pointing to various animals they pass by] Whoa, a Bullwinkle! Look, a Bambi, and a dead Pepe Le Pew!
Phil Deedle: Oh, too cool, Stew. This is just like watching a nature show on television.
Stew Deedle: [plugging his nose as they drive over the dead skunk in the road] Or in this case, Smell-O-Vision.
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Phil Deedle: What I wouldn't give to be the Deedle in her haystack.
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Phil Deedle: Your geyser's a geezer.
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Phil Deedle: We're a walking Kodak moment.
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Phil Deedle: Two words: no.
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Phil Deedle: Hey, Scooby Stew, look!
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Phil Deedle: That's so diculous it's re-diculous.
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Phil Deedle: [about a bubbling hot spring] It's Nature's Jacuzzi.
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Elton Deedle: Boys, I'm just so very, very proud of you.
[hugs them both]
Stew Deedle: The feeling's mutual, Dad.
Phil Deedle: Yeah, we're proud of us, too.
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Phil Deedle: Captain Pine is short for Caaappttaaiinn Piiiiiiine
[thumbs up]
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Stew Deedle: Hey! It's Captain Hooky!
Phil Deedle: Yeah! It's the Preemo Party-Pooper!
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Phil Deedle: Why can't we have a birthday off like everyone else?
Elton Deedle: Who's everyone else?
Stew Deedle: Washington, Lincoln... the baby Jesus Dad!
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Stew Deedle: Did you change your watch?
Phil Deedle: Why? I like this watch?
Stew Deedle: We'rein a different time zone, bud!
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Phil Deedle: Maybe we should stop...
Stew Deedle: Stopping requires brakes, bro!
Phil Deedle, Stew Deedle: YEAH!
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Phil Deedle: Operation Gastro Castro?
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Phil Deedle: Don't you find it odd?
Stew Deedle: What?
Phil Deedle: Boo bear has absolutely no relation to Yogie, yet they roam around the park in bow ties and no pants.
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